OK, they did it for another online video site. But that doesn’t mean we can’t blog about it. And secretly wish that instead of sitting in a cube this summer staring at a computer monitor, we were coastal bound with a oil drum full of Axe Body Spray.
Douchebag Beach is the name of The Post Show’s new series. And it’s all about three guidos packing up their Trojans, heading for the Jersey Shore, and looking for…love? No word yet on whether the aromatic product in their Super Deluxe video, Douche, will be featured.
Wow. Let it never be said that the self-appointed “Queen Of All Media” doesn’t strike back fast, nor strike back hard. Because he does!!
Here’s what happened: this morning, we sent Mr. Hilton today’s big, fancy premiere. It’s by The Post Show and it’s called Perezident Hilton. Nothing too harsh. Just a lil’ satire involving the founder of “Hollywood’s Most-Hated Web Site.” See for yourself…
But, boy, did Perez not like it! Not only did he fire back a terse response (just a three-word email: “FUCK YOU, BITCHES”), he also MAULED these Post Show pics with his signature Photoshop skillz.
Sheesh.
Exactly 10 years have now passed since France’s tipsiest chauffeur drove Princess Di into a wall, along with this cheeky lil’ fella…
So, the question is begged: is now an appropriate time for The Post Show to unveil their conspiracy theory about Diana’s death? That she wasn’t ever killed in that infamous car crash in Paris. Rather, she’s been held captive for the past decade by none other than Mr. Lion King himself, Sir Elton John. But that’s absurd, you say. Why would the “Reg” do such a dispicable thing to England’s Rose? Well…
E-MAIL JULIANNE CHO AT jcho@film.nyc.gov WITH YOUR COMPLAINTS!! TODAY IS THE LAST DAY NEW YORK CITY IS ACCEPTING COMMENTS FROM THE PUBLIC!!
Why? Because Mayor Bloomberg’s office has proposed some draconian new laws that would basically make it impossible for the average New Yorker to shoot photos and films in public places. Under the new rules, any group of two or more people using a handheld camera (still or video) for more than 30 minutes at a single location would have to get a permit and—this is one of the most insane aspects—would have to present proof of a whopping $1,000,000 in insurance.
Obviously, these proposals would affect a wide range of amateur filmmakers in New York—including a gaggle of Super Deluxe artists who are very dear to us! Folks like Olde English, the Post Show, Eugene Mirman, Dave Hill, Chelsea Peretti, Kurt & Kristen, Bobby Tisdale, Ben Schwartz and others.
Olde English, being the civic-minded comedy troupe that they are, made a call-to-action protest rap about the proposals that’s been making the media rounds.
E-MAIL JULIANNE CHO AT jcho@film.nyc.gov WITH YOUR COMPLAINTS!! TODAY IS THE LAST DAY THE CITY IS ACCEPTING COMMENTS FROM THE PUBLIC!!
You can also visit the NYCLU Website for more information.
Good Lord!! You guys catch a whiff of that?! That’s me!!
Yeah, that’s right. I just walked into the club, but within two seconds, even the cokeheads huddled together in the back bathroom could smell my man-musk. And now they’re aroused, if not a little preoccupied.
Of course, all of the bartenders are pissed—because every one of their patrons are now focused on my dank, sweet scent—and leaving them holding their stupid shakers full of choco-tinis in their hands.
The owner of the establishment is in Miami right now, but he just got a text message that his club is danger of melting the fuck down.
And the ladies—all the lovely ladies on the dance floor—their love canals just hit Code Red, the highest advisory alert!! That’s because they can sense a “severe risk” of a stud missile attack in the motherfuckin’ house!! Look out, bitches!! I’m poppin’ and lockin’ my way up into them guts!!
Christ, I’m like a hot-blue flame of sex. And it’s all thanks to my new body spray, Douche, the only fragrence that bears the same name as yours truly.
What the hell am I chirping about?? This: The Post Show presents Douche
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