Scary like the mother in this photo: you can’t see her face, but judging by what she has done to her very own flesh-and-blood creation this Halloween, you can easily discern what a raging psychopath she is.
Exhibit A: Doctor Slasher’s Twisted Terror.
Exhibit B: Boo Ya Pictures‘ Halloween Candy
Exhibit C: Bamba Productions‘ Please Take One
…more to come…
That’s not his real name. His real name is Jason Berlin. He’s an actor, writer and producer for the cult classic TV series, Weird TV. It was on Canadian and Los Angeles airwaves for a minute in the mid-90’s, but now it resides at this here obscure-o Website. Oh, these guys are also responsible for Weird America. Not to be confused with New Weird America.
Anyhow, this is It’s Elementary! Gardening Advice with Marty Chang.
Here’s a sample of his helpful Astroscopes. Pay attention to his roving facial mole.
We don’t know how busy your days are, but here at Super Deluxe, not one blessed minute goes by when our servers aren’t being stuffed like Cornish game hens full of uploaded videos by users like you. Admittedly, there’s not enough Ritalin in the world to watch them all. So, every once in a while, we like to pluck an uploader we’re particularly fond of out of the ever-expanding bouillabaisse of user generated clips, dry them off and then wet them down again with a shower of affection.
Today, that shower is being poured on the Galileo Players. They’re a comedy troupe from Chicago “that writes and performs original comedic theater focusing on scientific, philosophical and intellectual themes.” For real, they perform at engineering conferences. They also make t-shirts like this…
And, of course, they make videos we love. Their series–”Science Digest with Matthew Arden”–is what Charlie Rose would be like if he had a lobotomy on the Discovery Channel.
Hope everybody had a nice Memorial Day weekend. We know we did. We got sunburned. And ate hot dogs. And cole slaw. And chased them with swimming pool wa-wa.
OK, now. Let’s all ease back into the work week with this user-generated piece of “hilarity” courtesy of a charming DIY entertainer by the name of… um… Big Dick.
Body massage!! The Troll has discovered a kick-ass video mash-up spoof of that old Ghostbusters cartoon. It reminds us not a little of those classic Fensler shorts that were done with G.I. Joe PSA’s.
Also, this little gem may or may not ruin your weekend. The Troll admits, turkey is delicious. But there’s something wantonly evil about inventing new technologies just for the satisfaction of decapitating unsuspecting fowl.
What’s The Troll? Is it this lil’ guy?
Nope. That’s actually a knick-knack my mother once bought me in Prague. She said if I kept it next to my bed, it was supposed to keep me from masturbating so much. Naturally, I began making love to it in protest.
But I digress. Since there’s been SO MUCH user-generated content uploaded to the Super Deluxe machine since we launched, I thought I’d create The Troll: Every few days, I’ll “troll” through all of our videos for something particularly special, and then share it with you!
For The Troll #1, I present “Pickle Surprise.”
How fucking bugged out is that shit? Yes, that’s RuPaul, waaay back in 1989 with a bunch of other queens like Sister Dimension and The Lady Bunny from NYC.
Postscript: this reminds me of one of my horrible ideas that almost got me fired from here. Basically, I pitched that this blog should be titled “The Tickle Pickle,” and this was my visual aid in that abortion:
We’ve been watching your videos, and you’ve blown us away with your wit, your charm, and your unabashed ability to truly create the worst damn things that are so bad, they’re just–well, they stink.
The video below, “Punk Rock Cowgirl,” contains zero punk rock and 100% worst damn thing. If you know what’s good for you, you won’t watch it. But if you’re feeling a little randy…
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