Two videos. One winner. You decide.
Either it’s today’s premiere by DJ Douggpound featuring Eric Fensler of overdubbed G.I. Joe PSA fame…
…or it’s me, El Douche A, trying to land a “failslide” in the Super Deluxe offices.
Hi, I’m Darrell and I’m going to fill in for El Douche A while he gets corn-rows at a massive, heathenish Sandals resort in some starving foreign country. Enjoy that kebab, Douche!
So, as I stated earlier my name is Darrell. One thing thats really cool about being a “Darrell” is that I belong to the long tradition of amazing people already named “Darrell”. I would like to share a few of them with you:
First up is one hell of a musician and all around good dude, Darrell House!
I could go on about this guy for ever but here is a testimonial from his website:
“Take a bit of Burl Ives, mix in a touch of Jimmy Buffett, add a generous helping of funny upbeat tunes and whadya get? Darrell House in the House! You won’t only feel like singing, you’ll be singing along on every song!” John Wood, Kidzmusic.com.” HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! DARRELL HOUSE IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE!!! Sounds like the perfect soundtrack for guys night at Joe’s Crabshack! Oh wait, it’s for kids. Damn. Ok. Next Darrell.
Sup sup sup sup. Meet Darrell. No last name, just Darrell.
Yeah, this ghost of R. Kelly’s future is a homeless man in Detroit who “only asks people for money when he’s really hungry”. This photo is really inspiring because when I look at it all I want to do is take a time machine back to the days before the internet when any narcissistic ass with a camera could empower their artiness by posting pictures of homeless people to their blog. Maybe this blogger actually shared some of the money with Darrell after being the 2006 Photobloggies winner? Most likely he just took another picture of himself taking a picture of himself. That’s cool, right? Ok, next Darrell.
Meet Darrell Johnson from Logan City, Utah:
Here is what the Logan City website had to say about this special Darrell as they awarded him the May Employee of the Month for the Environmental Department: “Darrell is always willing to help out with extra projects such as bringing recycle bins to special events, helping us track the Department archive files, and helping out at the front desk.” Translation: Darrell is mildly retarded. We gave him this award so he wouldn’t kill all of us because there wasn’t enough banana on his peanut butter and banana sandwich.
Well, I hope that you’ve been educated about the ultra-rich tradition of great Darrell’s. It’s hard to imagine that some of these geniuses may have slipped under your radar … just like the genius new Comedy Death Ray series here at Super Deluxe (first segue!). The first two videos in this series feature some bearded drunk that goes by the name of Zack Galifianakis (!) or something, and the next episode will have some bald whiner that goes by the name of David Cross (!) or something. Seriously. Stay tuned.
The Paper of Record seems to think so…
There! The Super Deluxe blog did it! We beat The Daily Show/Colbert Report/The Onion to a pithy and timely observation about the media!! Shit, let’s take it up a notch: in the name of all that is pithy and timely, we hereby claim this NYTimes.com homepage headline as our own special little punchline, and anything you watch or read on The Daily Show/Colbert Report/The Onion about said headline will be considered a direct “thieving” from us.
There. The line in the sand has been drawn.
Sort of.
OK, nobody reads this blog, so it doesn’t matter. But at least we don’t blog about the guy who gave us herpes! We would never, ever, ever do that to him. Again.
Dear El Douche A,
Listen here, you piece of garbage. Every day, I come to work at Williams Street and tolerate your constant abuse. Well, guess what? I’m not going to fucking take it anymore! Don’t expect me to fill your cubicle up with furniture again. That was just a taste of what’s to come.
Watch your back, you sonovabitch!
Senatorturer
We’ve hit the blog big time, people! And we couldn’t be more honored. Everybody’s favorite pop culture catch-all blog, Best Week Ever, has inducted us into their prestigious cadre of Inter-Web scribblers and Photoshoppers known as B.A.N. — the Blogger Action Network!!
What does this mean exactly? It means that VH1 has agreed to get the Sklar Brothers to mention us in the “I Love The 00’s” episode about failed Internet 2.0 sites. It also means that the Best Week Ever blog will start featuring posts from us every so often. We’ll be joining forces with a veritable United Nations of bloggers (Comedy Central Insider, Goldenfiddle, Stereogum, etc.) that regularly contribute to the pop culture monolith that is Best Week Ever.
Sounds fun, right? It will be. Yay!
Now go see Superbad and have a good weeked.
SXSW Lost In Austin Brad Neely Super Deluxe Tim and Eric Nite Live Make Funny Not War music Baby Cakes Rants Bob Odenkirk Podcasts Atlanta Jonah Ray Professor Brothers Eugene Mirman Watch and Listen odd Austin Texas interviews Olde English Fark TV Devin Flynn Y'all So Stupid Chelsea Peretti Mess With Texas 2 Super Deluxe Uploaders Site Updates Daily Inspiration Launch blogs Hard N Phirm Xmas MySpace Drugs Are Bad Mmkay Reviews Dave Hill Thank You news Frumondah South By Southwest Super Deluxe employees Super Deluxe blog Tim And Eric NYC The Post Show Ben Schwartz Cartoon Corner All My Exes David Cross
