This Chinese woman claims she has a winged cat. What do you think?
“One dolphin swims towards the shore and sends you a telepathic message to join them. Slowly, you enter the water and move towards the dolphins. One dolphin swims to you and gently touches you.”
“You take hold of his fin and he takes you to join the others. The dolphin pod moves over to greet you—each one expressing a different sound—you feel a loving energy from them. You listen to their tones and feel the sensation throughout your body and mind.”
“Now that you have become ONE with the dolphins, tell them anything you wish for them to know. Then ask the dolphins if they have a special message for you. Wait for a few minutes in silence while you receive their message. It may come as a voice, an image, or an internal knowing.”
“Anomalous”
“Filled with something man-made that looked like nano-technology”
Plus, it’s called a “poppy quarter.” Sounds like some kind of drug reference to me.
“I was convinced I was going to die.”
That’s how a Norwegian escort is summing up a recent evening with Boy “Still Sexy As Ever” George.
The 28 year-old Norwegian man claims Dr. Evil invited him to his London flat after the two met on some Web site called Gaydar. I assume that it’s some high-tech gadget site a la Sharper Image since it rhymes with “radar.”
Anywho, the man claims George and another man jumped him, handcuffed him to a hook and then produced a box of whips and sex toys–and told him, “Now you’ll get what you deserve!” But just like a true ingrate, the dude wrenched himself free and fled.
What a party pooper.
I too trolled the internet all weekend for a lil’ “companionship,” but unlike George, this is all I found…
This story raises all types of ethical questions about basic human rights in the U.K. Sounds to me like Mr. Dickless didn’t really want his penis any longer. Can’t a guy just be done with it if he wants? Why are the British so passionate about making sure penises stay attached to their respective owners?? No doubt, you can clip your toenails in a public place in London. Why not your dilznick??
Anyways, this is the scoop, courtesy of London’s Sun paper:
HORRIFIED diners watched in shock as a maniac sliced off his manhood in a crowded pizza restaurant.
The 35-year-old Pole burst into the Zizzi eaterie in central London and grabbed a knife from the kitchen.
Not the actual knife Crazy Town used to cut dick off.
He then leapt on a table and dropped his trousers as customers fled screaming.
A witness said: “There was blood everywhere. Everyone ran out of the place.”
Surgeons battling to save the severed willy tried to sew it back on in the first UK op of its kind.
Quick-thinking cops recovered the organ from the restaurant floor after subduing its crazed owner with CS gas.
The manhood was packed in ice and taken with the man to London’s St Thomas’s Hospital.
A spokesman there confirmed doctors had attempted to re-attach it, but the hospital refused to say whether the procedure had been successful.
The 200-seater restaurant on The Strand in central London was packed with runners and spectators from Sunday’s Marathon.
Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating supper with his girlfriend, said: “This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.
“Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn’t believe it.
“The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere.”
Police sped to the scene and restrained and handcuffed the man. Several diners were treated for shock by ambulance crews.
Last night cops were trying to establish the Pole’s background. He had left no identification in the clothing he discarded. A source said: “We believe he’s Polish and 35. We don’t know if he has a history of mental illness, but he’s clearly not a well boy.”
“He is now stable in hospital.”
The Royal College of Surgeons confirmed this was the first time that anyone in the UK had had their penis sewed back on.
If you listen closely, dude’s actually smacking lil’ kittie to the beat of Led Zeppelin’s “Four Sticks.”
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