In case you haven’t heard, European astronomers are crapping astroids over their latest discovery: the first truly Earth-like planet found outside of our Solar System.
They believe Gliese 581c has the same climate as our planet, has just the right temperature to allow liquid water on its surface and is only 20 light years away.
Oh, and it’s FIVE times bigger than Earth.
So, could there be life there? Scientists say it’s now the best bet in the known universe for supporting aliens. But unlike Earth, the extraterrestrial lifeforms would have to cope with a much higher force of gravity and a much higher rate of solar radiation from its sun.
More gravity and more sun? Hmm. Perhaps Gliese 581c’s inhabitants would look something like these creatures…
God, this is so hot.
She killed Kurt Cobain, didn’t she?? Because it now appears that the pure evil and abject insanity is eating its way out.
Thoughts??
People, the world stage may be set for a full-blown economic meltdown, but there are simply more pressing matters at hand right now, Shanghai.
In today’s New York Post, Cindy Adams dropped this bombshell: “I have just seen Anna Nicole Smith’s diaries. I held them in my hands.” People, Cindy didn’t just spy the journals from across a room. She fondled them!!
And what did that intimate caress reveal?? Amongst other sordid details, it seems Anna was a poor speller. That’s right. Apparently, she thought “pneumonia” was spelled “namonia” and “immigrant” was spelled “emigrant.” Ha! What was she thinking??
Anna also ruminated about her problems with men, alcohol, sleeping pills and psychiatric meds, although there’s no indication whether she had trouble spelling words like “Bacardi” or “Clozapine.”
Finally, the diaries reveal she had some prior experience with the age-old “Who My Baby Daddy Is?” debate. Seems there was a question about how many men could have been the father of a pregnancy scare she had while she was with ol’ bag ‘o bones, late billionare Howard Marshall.
Circle of life, indeed. Because as we all know, yet another controversy is raging right now over who the father of her orphaned baby daughter could be.
Some guys on our homepage have a mildly amusing solution. Watch it and judge for yourself: Baby Daddy
Here’s a recent lead about Ms. Baldy Top from the Associated Press…
NEW YORK (AP)—Britney Spears has been ridiculed for everything from her 55-hour first marriage to her backup-dancer second husband and her recent pantyless partying escapades. Now that she’s entered rehab, though, the joke is over.
The “joke is over??” Is this guy fucking kidding?? That would be like saying the Iraq War was over when Bush did his little Top Gun imitation aboard that aircraft carrier and proclaimed “Mission Accomplished.” The only thing that’s “over” right now for Britney are her chances of NOT being joked about. Call us jaded, but when a filthy-rich pop star shaves her head like a Manson girl and ducks in and out of rehab like David Crosby, people are going to make a few wisecracks.
Case in point: check out our home page today. We’re debuting not one, but two new Britney spoofs that apparently didn’t get the memo about the joke being “over.”
So what are you waiting for? Check them out right f’n now on:
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