See? We know how to make ourselves sound “old” and “out of touch.” First, you address people as “kids.” Then, you just add the word “the” in front of “MySpace,” and voila! You’re a Golden Girl on a mission.
Now, as we were saying, wouldn’t this just look pretty on your “the MySpace?”
We think so too. We’ve got a whole mess o’ Super Deluxe skins (actually, just three) over at our MySpace page, free for the taking. So, please, take them.
That’s what you “kids” do anyways. Take, take, take.
Senatorturer here. I don’t normally blog, but I felt like touching base with everyone.
A couple of weeks ago, I decided to give in and finally start an account on Myspace. I don’t like to brag or anything, but I’ve been getting a lot of friend requests from single women. It’s amazing how many girls have web-cams and edgy photos nowadays.
Recently, one girl in particular has gotten my attention. She seems different than the rest. Her name is Sharon, and she’s from Japan. A blonde from Japan! How exotic! I know what you are thinking. Long term relationships are ALWAYS a bad idea. But Sharon just feels right.
Her friends seem great too! I could totally see myself hangin’ with “I FROM DAT BANG CITY TEXAS MY NI**A.”
The only red flag that I’ve come across was on her “About Me.” She mentions having a boyfriend. I’m probably just overreacting. Her status is listed as single.
G’day, mates! How ’bout a bunch of bloomin’ onion, hip-hoppin’ bouncers from Melbourne? That’s right. This crew of rhymin’ security guards is straight outta the Outback with an infectious flow reminscent of the late Steve Irwin. Just what do MervDaPerv, Bugzie and Big Bad CC Brown rap about? Surprise! Being unpredictably violent and beating up drunk people. Check dem lyrics:
“Sometimes I feel like some kind of animal/when I get the taste for blood like a cannibal/waving my fists like Ivan the Terrible/thirsty for blood like fucking Hannibal…”
Now go torture your ears at their MySpace page.
Hello, faithful readers. Here’s a little wakey-wakey song for all two of you out there.
TNMT + Throwdown = yoga-like serenity.
hey bitches, this fella dances and prances around with the best of em. the tune gets wedged waaaay up into your mind.
who’s cuter?
or
either way you answer, they both have great summer songs!
Can you feel the love just welling up around here lately? Maybe it’s coming from our unhealthy fascination with Joey Porsche (regrettably, he’s taken the lion’s share of his MySpace pictures down including the one of a bunch of cocaine baggies spelling out “A-C-A-P-U-L-C-O”).
Or maybe the love’s a-flowing from all the fabulous stuff we’ve got coming up next week. Like the debut of the Curious Crackhead. It’s done by a very young and strange animator out of Los Angeles, Jason Ruiz. This is what said cocaine abuser looks like…
Also from L.A., funny lady Artemis Pebdani premieres her new series about a hair-lipped pet regressor. Pet regressor, you ax? Just watch it (or stare at her beautiful image)…
And next Friday, we’ve got a Nick Goossen short you’ll be compelled to quote from now until Cypress Hill does their “Still Taking Hits From The Bong” reunion tour in 2015. It stars the very entertaining Nick Swardson who also appeared in the Goossen epic, Grandma’s Boy.
Until then, we bid you adieu. Have an awesome weekend, y’all!!!
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