Apparently, a lot of Brits hate, hate, hate this thing. Apparently, it’s also supposed to be a “2012,” but I couldn’t tell when I first saw it.
And apparently, these are what a lot of other people saw at first glance…
“One dolphin swims towards the shore and sends you a telepathic message to join them. Slowly, you enter the water and move towards the dolphins. One dolphin swims to you and gently touches you.”
“You take hold of his fin and he takes you to join the others. The dolphin pod moves over to greet you—each one expressing a different sound—you feel a loving energy from them. You listen to their tones and feel the sensation throughout your body and mind.”
“Now that you have become ONE with the dolphins, tell them anything you wish for them to know. Then ask the dolphins if they have a special message for you. Wait for a few minutes in silence while you receive their message. It may come as a voice, an image, or an internal knowing.”
Ssshhh. You hear that? That’s the sound of punk rock’s rotting corpse being defiled by a generation of Hot Topic emo-abortions like this guy.
If you listen closely, dude’s actually smacking lil’ kittie to the beat of Led Zeppelin’s “Four Sticks.”
This be uplifting and shit. For reals. The beats is banging, but the lyrics really make me think about shit. And shit.
Courtesy of Malibu…
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