Saaaaay, who’s this handsome devil? Oh, that’s Beefy. He’s our new favorite “nerdcore rapper.” Why? Because on his just-released new album, The Adventures Of Beef Thompson: Private Dick, there’s a faithful cover of the BE AGGRESSIVE anthem from I Am Baby Cakes - The Role Play Tournament. Check it out right here.
Much love, Mr. Beefy. You have now joined the ranks of our other favorite Neely remixer, Ob.Ok. He’s the dude who did that Fuckin’ Yeah homage last year that earned a comment of praise from Brad himself.
Name Drop #1: Jonah Hill
Remember a few months ago when Super Deluxe had those REEEEALLY annoying pop-up ads on our homepage for SuperBad? Michael Cera, Jonah Hill and the kid who played McLovin would magically appear in the bottom right-hand corner of your monitor and implore you to “Go see SuperBad…Bad…”
Well, look who’s popping up now in Tim And Eric Nite Live!
That’s Jonah Hill (as some of you astutely observed). He claimed to be a T&E fanatic by the name of Pat Horse in last week’s episode. But we’ve studied the footage for a week now, and we’re pretty sure it’s Jonah.
Next week, there will be 2 NEW BRAD NEELY VIDEOS. We repeat, 2 NEW BRAD NEELY VIDEOS. One’s a Baby Cakes. The other’s a Professor Brothers. And both are all Christmas-y. Here’s what the title cards look like:
Now for the depressing stuff: the absolute best series on the Web about the only agent’s agent in Hollywood and the twin publicists that represent him has run its course (for now). The season finale of [”(Layers)”] is now on the homepage, and it’s hilarious. But that’s cold comfort when faced with a Sklars and Kroll-less new year.
Sigh.
What’s this? Who said that? These guys?
Yes, that’s right. One of America’s oldest and biggest newspapers has decreed Brad Neely’s beloved creations to be funnier than anything else in Cyberland right now, including Will Farrell’s new “The Landlord 13: Pearl Is Just A Fucking Baby” video. Read the review for yourself RIGHT HERE.
Now, about this microsite: it’s located off of our homepage and it looks like this (except bigger):
Notice how saturated in Professor Brothers goodness it is. That’s the whole point. It’s all part of our new campaign to proselytize Frank and Steve to the world at large. For the uninitiated, it makes for a spiffy introduction to their manic rants. For the already devoted, there’s special goodies to snack on like:
–Secret insider secrets about Brad Neely
–Free MP3 and lyrics of the JFK rap
–Free desktop wallpapers
–Free Stallone Cuts
Do you even know what a Stallone Cut is, little dog? It’s a pile of ugly meat. Veins of tangy mayo. And drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty, pinkish cheese. Like this:
(It’s also some weird food item in the new Prof. Bros. that’s already on the site even though its “official debut” isn’t until this Thursday.)
God, sex is so fun. We just like to get all hot and sweaty and rubby, you know? Just get comfortable with each other. Maybe you could fart freely in front of us sometime? It’s cool. The smell of our lovemaking should cover that stink up. Or we could just ignore it like we were deaf. Like, you could rip one while taking off your clothes, and we’d kind of blush and feel embarrassed for you, but then just take a deep breath through our mouth, shuffle through your fart cloud–squinting our eyes–and then awkwardly fan it away by shimmying our hands in front of your breasts or something.
Or we could just get really weird.
Fuck space?! That belongs on a t-shirt (wink, wink). A really tight t-shirt. And maybe we could wear it together, at the same time, while we form a human nutcracker and break open a Hot Pocket with our genitals. But enough pillowtalk. It’s this sudden rash of hot, sexy videos we’ve been debuting lately that’s got us all squirmy and excited-feeling. In the past, we’ve rung our hands at marketing meetings, worrying whether or not Super Deluxe has enough “t & a.” Which, obviously, we don’t. But in our own muted and nerdy way, we do.
First stop on this impromptu sex tour: today’s [”(Layers)”], which is one of our favorite series. The Sklar Brothers practically ooze intercourse magic as it is. But this latest episode goes gangbusters with the laciviousness: there’s glue-sniffing, rape whistles, body image issues and the cast from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Next stop: the new I Am Baby Cakes. A couple diary entries back, Mark Cakes (as Brad Neely reveals his real name to be in this latest episode) opened up about his big crush on his dad’s girlfriend, Shirley Moats. Now he’s talking about olive fucking, hairy pee-pee’s and “yes” yelling.
Finally, we climax with our new series, Position Of The Day. It’s based on Nerve.com’s popular lil’ “how to do it in a bunch of funny and wacky ways” manuals that we’re sure you and your significant other have at least thumbed through at your local Urban Outfitters. The premiere episode is holiday-themed and involves cramming food products up butts.
Phew. That was intense. Intensely sexy.
Nobody is claiming to have had intercourse with Mr. Neely here. But if we did, this is what it would look like…
Coincidentally, that’s also the image of mass copulation that Baby Cakes has dreamed up in today’s premiere. Which brings us to this big announcement: by popular demand and as a reward to the dear members who took part in the “Name A Brad Neely Student” post back in October, we’ve made good on our promises and created out of thin air Boobie Bunny t-shirts!! Behold…
Just in time for Christmas! Except we’re not sure exactly when they’re being delivered. But again, all of you that responded to the those two blog posts, keep checking your inboxes. There’ll be a special message from us soon.
Imagine that strangely attractive beast on a nice, clean, crisp white T. Tit-alizing, isn’t it? Ever since we watched Baby Cakes‘ Group Therapy, we can’t get the thought out of our normally empty heads.
So, who’s wants one?? Who wants a Bobbie Bunny T-shirt?? We’ll make ‘em. We might even just give them to you. Just depends on how you ax.
Question:
How do you get the ever-reclusive Brad Neely to leave a personal comment on your video out of all the uploaded content on Super Deluxe that he could possibly leave a comment on? Not to mention, it’s a glowing one…
Answer:
You pay him the ultimate tribute by rhyming over his “Fuckin’ Yeah” track from American Moments Of Maybe.
So, this is what the real Brad Neely looks like?
That’s right. For reasons that are still unclear and after much protestation (see his assistant’s previous posts on Brad’s Web site), Mr. Neely has set up his very own profile on the big blue & white social networking monster. Go beseech his cyber-friendship right now. And take note of his “Heroes”:
“parents, friends and people who are not obsessed with fame, fortune, success and gain.”
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