See? We know how to make ourselves sound “old” and “out of touch.” First, you address people as “kids.” Then, you just add the word “the” in front of “MySpace,” and voila! You’re a Golden Girl on a mission.
Now, as we were saying, wouldn’t this just look pretty on your “the MySpace?”
We think so too. We’ve got a whole mess o’ Super Deluxe skins (actually, just three) over at our MySpace page, free for the taking. So, please, take them.
That’s what you “kids” do anyways. Take, take, take.
What? You haven’t heard of Wack Magic yet? Apparently, you weren’t in Austin for SXSW this year. Because that’s the only place in the world where we’ve given it away so far.
We’re proud to announce that Wack Magic is our first-ever promotional DVD. And it’s quite the collectible treasure, if we do say so ourselves. Especially for fans of Brad Neely. Not only does it feature a healthy hoard of I Am Baby Cakes and Professor Brothers videos (as well as some other assorted Neely gems), it also comes with this two-sided mini-poster which Brad drew specifically for this project:
But that’s not all! Wack Magic also has a sampler platter of other Super Deluxe videos on it from geniuses like Devin Flynn, Dave Willis, Louis Katz, Dave Hill, The Post Show, Team Tiger Awesome and Nick Goossen. And they’re all viewable on a DVD machine.
Now for the contest part : we’ve got 10 copies of Wack Magic that we want to give away. Free. Gratis. Sans the filthy lucre. All you have to do to win one is show us your best and most creative “wack magic.” What does that mean? We’ll give you an example. Here’s something we did around the office here with the blog’s ombudsman and resident wizard, David Levin:
Got it? Now, once you make your wackical magical creation, here’s what you do: upload it to Super Deluxe, make sure to title and tag it WACK MAGIC CONTEST, and then paste the URL in a comment on this post. That way, we can’t miss it. When we get 10 good videos from you (or even 5 decent ones), we’ll post them all here on the blog, announce the winners and send you your free DVDs. Just like that.
Voila!
A month ago, we axed you guys to watch Brad Neely’s I Am Baby Cakes - The Coffee Line with your eyes wide open and find us the most obscure visual reference you could spot. All for the love of a Boobie Bunny t-shirt in the size of your choosing.
Of the four entrants, one found something that stumped our collective cultural knowledge. Commenter Andrew Greenstone noted: “Im pretty sure the at 1:14 the dildo gun on the far left…”
…is from Shu Lea Cheang’s movie I.K.U.”
Only one of us had seen I.K.U., and on our multiple viewings of Coffee Line, no one had made the connection between the one dildo gun and the other. Whether it was Neely’s intention to make the reference or not, Andrew clearly found something we didn’t see. So bully for you, Andrew.
We’ll be in touch today via e-mail to get your size and address information. Thanks to everyone who entered!
Does this look like something you’d like to download and put on your desktop?
Of course it does. Now, how about music? You like music? Specifically, MP3’s of Baby Cakes songs and Professor Brothers songs and all types of other Brad Neely-made songs?
You do? Good. Because a gold mine of downloads has surfaced on his artist profile. Enjoy.
Time to play our newly trademarked interactive blog fun game, Spot A Reference™. The rules are simple: all you have to do is watch the latest Brad Neely video, I Am Baby Cakes-The Coffee Line, Spot A Reference™, and then write it in a comment below. Don’t get greedy. One’s enough for each viewer. Whoever spots the most obscure one will get a free Booby Bunnie t-shirt (and for those of you who’ve already been promised said shirts, hold tight; we’re trying to contact you today). Just to get you started, we’ve already picked out our favorite visual reference:
We have it on good authority* that this scene is a direct homage to one of our personal favorite movies, Alejandro Jodorowsky’s psychedelic masterpiece The Holy Mountain. See?
*Brad Neely
What’s better than watching Baby Cakes on your computer?
We are proud to announce that you can watch some of our videos on TiVoCast.
Request Super Deluxe here, or on your DVR by visiting TiVo Central -> Find Programs -> Download TV & Movies -> Super Deluxe
Everybody has TiVo, right?
Saaaaay, who’s this handsome devil? Oh, that’s Beefy. He’s our new favorite “nerdcore rapper.” Why? Because on his just-released new album, The Adventures Of Beef Thompson: Private Dick, there’s a faithful cover of the BE AGGRESSIVE anthem from I Am Baby Cakes - The Role Play Tournament. Check it out right here.
Much love, Mr. Beefy. You have now joined the ranks of our other favorite Neely remixer, Ob.Ok. He’s the dude who did that Fuckin’ Yeah homage last year that earned a comment of praise from Brad himself.
Next week, there will be 2 NEW BRAD NEELY VIDEOS. We repeat, 2 NEW BRAD NEELY VIDEOS. One’s a Baby Cakes. The other’s a Professor Brothers. And both are all Christmas-y. Here’s what the title cards look like:
Now for the depressing stuff: the absolute best series on the Web about the only agent’s agent in Hollywood and the twin publicists that represent him has run its course (for now). The season finale of [”(Layers)”] is now on the homepage, and it’s hilarious. But that’s cold comfort when faced with a Sklars and Kroll-less new year.
Sigh.
God, sex is so fun. We just like to get all hot and sweaty and rubby, you know? Just get comfortable with each other. Maybe you could fart freely in front of us sometime? It’s cool. The smell of our lovemaking should cover that stink up. Or we could just ignore it like we were deaf. Like, you could rip one while taking off your clothes, and we’d kind of blush and feel embarrassed for you, but then just take a deep breath through our mouth, shuffle through your fart cloud–squinting our eyes–and then awkwardly fan it away by shimmying our hands in front of your breasts or something.
Or we could just get really weird.
Fuck space?! That belongs on a t-shirt (wink, wink). A really tight t-shirt. And maybe we could wear it together, at the same time, while we form a human nutcracker and break open a Hot Pocket with our genitals. But enough pillowtalk. It’s this sudden rash of hot, sexy videos we’ve been debuting lately that’s got us all squirmy and excited-feeling. In the past, we’ve rung our hands at marketing meetings, worrying whether or not Super Deluxe has enough “t & a.” Which, obviously, we don’t. But in our own muted and nerdy way, we do.
First stop on this impromptu sex tour: today’s [”(Layers)”], which is one of our favorite series. The Sklar Brothers practically ooze intercourse magic as it is. But this latest episode goes gangbusters with the laciviousness: there’s glue-sniffing, rape whistles, body image issues and the cast from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Next stop: the new I Am Baby Cakes. A couple diary entries back, Mark Cakes (as Brad Neely reveals his real name to be in this latest episode) opened up about his big crush on his dad’s girlfriend, Shirley Moats. Now he’s talking about olive fucking, hairy pee-pee’s and “yes” yelling.
Finally, we climax with our new series, Position Of The Day. It’s based on Nerve.com’s popular lil’ “how to do it in a bunch of funny and wacky ways” manuals that we’re sure you and your significant other have at least thumbed through at your local Urban Outfitters. The premiere episode is holiday-themed and involves cramming food products up butts.
Phew. That was intense. Intensely sexy.
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