Attention, online comedy video makers: this is an official acknowledgment by the Super Deluxe blog that Lindsay Lohan starring in Manson Girls is indeed a “timely and topical” satire subject now open for lampooning. Should you choose to do so, making a spoof about said subject could result in prodigious video views and/or a “viral video.”
Thank you.
AAAAAAWWW YEAAAH!! It’s the muthafuckin’ SEO Rapper, y’all!! Once again, spitting true knowledge about Search Engine Optimization. Just check the lyrics from his latest jam about design coding:
Make it easy for the spiders to crawl what you provide.
Remove font type, font color and font size.
No background colors, keep your coding real neat,
Tag your look and feel on a separate style sheet.
Better results with XML and CSS.
Now you making progress, a lil closer to success.
If you have no idea what all that gobblygook means, you probably won’t find this clip nearly as hilarious as we do. But for those in the know about SERP’s, link farming, page rank and so forth, you gotta give it up. The SEO Rapper is a true master of his domain. And what’s more, he’s not afraid to rap all over what looks to be his place of employment (complete with white women working in the background).
Note: thanks for being patient while eagerly awaiting the second installment of this hard-hitting investigative series. Our SXSW trip put everything else on hold for a minute there. But no longer.
Nearly two months have passed and still no word from the Super Deluxe member who was once Fark TV’s greatest detractor. As we explained in Part One, CineKal has suddenly gone M.I.A. after more than a year of consistent comment bashing. Over 100 Fark TV episodes debuted in that time and nearly every one met with the same fate within minutes of going up on this site: an overly-hostile and derogatory comment from CineKal. That’s why his sudden absence from the scene is all the more mysterious considering this once-steadfast commitment. Nobody ever forced him to watch Fark TV, much less criticize it, but what made him stop?
Before we delve any farther into the possible psychological explanations for CineKal behavior, though, it’s paramount we assess his legacy. After all, if we don’t know what his opinions were, how can we form our own?
However, restating the fact that this disgruntled soul seemingly made it his life’s mission to check Super Deluxe every morning for a new Fark TV video, slag on it within minutes of its debut and then spend the rest of the day rebutting other users’ rebuttals will not do. Nor can we be satisfied with simply paraphrasing his gripes and leaving it at that. To truly appreciate the sheer volume of CineKal’s manic–nay, pathological–disdain, one must closely study his oeuvre.
That is why we now present CineKal’s entire body of critical work in alphabetical order complete with links to the respective videos.
Enjoy.
From $50 Funeral
Where does this guy find the time? First came the good news about his reunion with Bob Odenkirk on a new HBO pilot. And now we find out that he’s playing percussion and rapping in a hot, new folk act called Hannah’s Field. Check it. The track’s called “Puff, Puff, Give” and it’s got a groove for the body and a message for the mind.*
This week’s installment comes courtesy of Louis Katz’s new video, SurgyTech, which is quite the bittersweet viewing experience. On the one hand, you’ve probably never seen bad CGI of a toddler with breast implants before. Not that you’d ever want to, you freaking weirdo. But on the other hand, you may spend the rest of your days staring into the sun in a misguided attempt to burn said image out of your retinas forever.
Rollover to enjoy!
Yeah, we got our hairs frosted in Austin. What of it? We also filmed more than two dozen videos of our trip to the big rock n’ roll circus fest in Texas (which you can find on our Lost In Austin page). But if you don’t feel like plowing through said body of work, might we suggest this mercifully succinct highlight reel? It’s got exclusive footage of our SXSW showcase, MAKE FUNNY NOT WAR, as well as the day party we cosponsored, MESS WITH TEXAS 2.
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Actually, it was just Roger Black. But he did it while the comedy duo was shooting their latest video, Castro’s Bucket List, so that counts as a group effort in our book. Not to mention the sheer absurdity of the whole debacle: the short, foul-mouthed guy known to most of the world as Yucko The Clown fractures his right arm on film while dressed up as Fidel Castro riding a skateboard. Go figure…
While we’re at it, let us also revisit the real Fidel Castro’s painful break with gravity. Over and over and over again…
Here’s hoping this is our last post about “South By” (believe us, we don’t like using that abbreviation anymore than you enjoy reading it). We can’t guarantee anything, but after more than a week of this stuff, we kind of feel like it’s time to move on. After all, there are other things in this world to blog about besides 1) comedy, 2) rock muzik and 3) random people in Austin, Texas. But before we shuffle onwards into the remainder of March, we’d like to leave you with our personal favorites from each of the aforementioned categories. Enjoy.
1) Comedy = Hari Leigh
She may have kept a SXSW diary for Comedy Central Insider, but Hari saved her hot dance moves for our eyes only. All stand-up aside, the L.A.-based comedienne exhibited the most “fun” we actually saw any one person have at the festival, harkening back to yesteryears when people actually frolicked and acted silly at public events. Parish the thought.
2) Rock muzik = Mr. Free & The Satellite Freak Out
Showcase? This group of miscreants from Tucson, Arizona didn’t need any stinkin’ SXSW showcase. They just pulled up outside of MESS WITH TEXAS 2, and started playing their Captain Beefheart-meets-G.G. Allin-blend of hippie-rock in their very own venue: a big, empty bus. And that’s not to mention the lead singer’s glorious sock wear.
3) Random People = Paul Challenger
He’s got a rock star name. But this festival goer is all man-on-the-street crazy. And we love him for that. Screw Vampire Weekend. Paul Challenger was on a mission to see Aleister Crowley at SXSW 2008.
Hey, did you guys hear? We went to SXSW last week. We didn’t want to make a big deal about it, what with the 30 some odd blog posts we did from Austin. But it’s true. We went there. And we even got to film Jonah talking to Aziz Ansari and Rob Huebel of Human Giant.
Paul Scheer was allegedly on location somewhere “making a movie.” Allegedly.
Paul had the much-coveted 1:30 A.M. slot, which he made the most of with his signature aplomb. Then, he set his sights on us, the Super Deluxe camera operators.
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