Personally, we were holding out for a hoverboard, but this creepy digi-mongrel will just have to do.
Update: The graphic image of the tarnished Apple icon has been modified for your safety.
There is nothing as sexy as a hot, little game of peek-a-boo. And today, we here at Super Deluxe got our ROCKS OFF all over the Steve Jobs’ MacWorld 2008 Keynote.
Mmm Mmmm. That’s…uh…pretty juvenile.
But to quote Brody Stevens, “Why come?!” Well, it just so happened that while some of us (the slightly Asperger-afflicted techie types, to be precise) were geeking out over the biggest Apple announcement this year, we noticed a familiar little logo tucked in the corner of a spy pic posted over at MacRumorsLive.com.
Did you catch that? It’s right there in the lower right-hand corner near the dude’s head. Do you see it yet?
Mmmm. Look at that thick, white booty and those bubbly, bursting curves. Damn girl. You fine. Basking in the afterglow of this whole thing, wethinks 2008 will be a very, very good year.
Ahh, Fall. The time of the year when we bring out the hot apple cider and turtleneck sweaters to watch the magnificent foliage change from cool green to majestic gold and red. And while that all sounds as comfy as old age and a fat 401k, we here at Super Deluxe love this time of year for one thing and one thing only: amateur turkey porn.
That’s why we give thanks for the power of the interwebs; it provideth us all with an outlet for our festive fetish. Any exhibitionist anywhere can upload a poorly-lit photo of themselves fist-deep in the guts of their favorite bird. This little kink in our sexual psyche is relatively new, but we were surprised to see that there is an image for every little sub-category of perversion out there. To prove this, we present you with our gallery from last year:
“Bondage”
“Balls Deep”
“Caught in the Act”
“Hot Lesbian Action”
“Mature”
“Chillin Outdoors By The Pool”
“Extremely Obese”
“Fruit-play”
“Because-sometimes-hotties-end-up-with-losers”
“My mind says we should abstain, but my deeply repressed animal-lust wants to imbibe every molecule of your pure, untouched body”
“The Money Shot”
And of course, be responsible and always use protection.
I think that covers it … unless you like a little violence mixed in with your sexy. In that case we’ve got an excellent video just for you.
Hi, I’m Darrell and I’m going to fill in for El Douche A while he gets corn-rows at a massive, heathenish Sandals resort in some starving foreign country. Enjoy that kebab, Douche!
So, as I stated earlier my name is Darrell. One thing thats really cool about being a “Darrell” is that I belong to the long tradition of amazing people already named “Darrell”. I would like to share a few of them with you:
First up is one hell of a musician and all around good dude, Darrell House!
I could go on about this guy for ever but here is a testimonial from his website:
“Take a bit of Burl Ives, mix in a touch of Jimmy Buffett, add a generous helping of funny upbeat tunes and whadya get? Darrell House in the House! You won’t only feel like singing, you’ll be singing along on every song!” John Wood, Kidzmusic.com.” HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! DARRELL HOUSE IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE!!! Sounds like the perfect soundtrack for guys night at Joe’s Crabshack! Oh wait, it’s for kids. Damn. Ok. Next Darrell.
Sup sup sup sup. Meet Darrell. No last name, just Darrell.
Yeah, this ghost of R. Kelly’s future is a homeless man in Detroit who “only asks people for money when he’s really hungry”. This photo is really inspiring because when I look at it all I want to do is take a time machine back to the days before the internet when any narcissistic ass with a camera could empower their artiness by posting pictures of homeless people to their blog. Maybe this blogger actually shared some of the money with Darrell after being the 2006 Photobloggies winner? Most likely he just took another picture of himself taking a picture of himself. That’s cool, right? Ok, next Darrell.
Meet Darrell Johnson from Logan City, Utah:
Here is what the Logan City website had to say about this special Darrell as they awarded him the May Employee of the Month for the Environmental Department: “Darrell is always willing to help out with extra projects such as bringing recycle bins to special events, helping us track the Department archive files, and helping out at the front desk.” Translation: Darrell is mildly retarded. We gave him this award so he wouldn’t kill all of us because there wasn’t enough banana on his peanut butter and banana sandwich.
Well, I hope that you’ve been educated about the ultra-rich tradition of great Darrell’s. It’s hard to imagine that some of these geniuses may have slipped under your radar … just like the genius new Comedy Death Ray series here at Super Deluxe (first segue!). The first two videos in this series feature some bearded drunk that goes by the name of Zack Galifianakis (!) or something, and the next episode will have some bald whiner that goes by the name of David Cross (!) or something. Seriously. Stay tuned.
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