This douche play-acts like he’s all right with me and on my Republican team, but me, I think he’s full uh shit. All for show, it is. “All show and no-go Gallo” is what we call him at our rallies. Kinda like this guy.
But, you do gotta hand it to the prick, he can work it like a pimp.
Hey, kids. Ole crampy figured writing corn with a k, and dog like I did would grapple with your infantile (that means baby-like) attention. Well anyhoo, all you fit ladies that keep *blowin* up my *inbox* should be aware that my olde Atlanta brethren Mastodon will be slaying at this year’s Corndogarama.
So any y’all in or with inna hundred miles of Atlanta, come and see how I role, play.
Obviously other rock groups will perform, but right now I gotta go see somebody. I’ll educate your simple asses ’bout them later.
later,
Crampaw (say it)
those crazy Asia’s is always doin crazy, no scratch that, downright weird and fucked out shit. (oh an bi the way, that j-chick is super fine.) cheg what they feel they have to do to enjoy dinna. gross weirdoes. but, i gotta hand it to em, if you’re gonna be all weird and fucked out, at least they do it with fake naked chicks. oh, and bi the way, wtf are they thinkin that they gotts to blurr up her fake pubes for?
this your olde boy Crampaw in tha hizzie. i’m going to start posting educations on here from now on, so listen up YOU SCREWHEADS. i have nothing but contempt for all of you all cause i feel y’all all garbage. Except any fit females between the ages of 18 and 56 who are willing and PHYSICALY ABLE to learn new things.
No fatties.
check ya later!
crampy
ps - cheg it, this fella shares my views. he is obviously a smart man like yous truly, CRAMPAW. SAY MY NAME!
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