Update: this episode is now up on the site here.
Folks, we’re still in shock. Last night’s Valentine’s-themed Tim And Eric Nite Live titillated us in ways we never knew were possible. If you missed the live broadcast, just savor this photo-recap until we put the entire episode up.
Now, let’s see. There was the steamy scene with Eric and Richard Dunn in bed together…
There was Tim pleasuring himself on live Internet TV and then finding true love with a beautiful crimson-maned transvestite…
And then there was the ultimate Valentine’s climax equal in magnitude to 100 heart-shaped tennis bracelets from Kay Jewelers: JOHN MAYER!!!
Fresh off his post-Grammy dis of Paris Hilton, Mr. “His Body Is A Wonderland” was indeed live. And looking dreamy. We even Skyped Tim and Eric just to make sure WE weren’t the ones doing the dreaming. Haha. Get it?
Sigh.
If you’re still in the hunt for the perfect last minute gift for your sweetheart, you could do worse than a pair of Eva Braun’s Panties:
(Photo from snyderstreasures.com, where Eva Braun’s lingerie really is purportedly for sale)
…wrapped around a laptop cued up to Brad Neely’s latest, A Valentine From Eva:
If you’re looking for something a little less politically offensive but just as stank, there are plenty of celebrity drawers to be had online for the right price.
[found on the Wermacht-Awards Militaria Forum]
Watch Fark TV crank it. Watch them roll. Watch them crank dat Lama Boy. Then, perhaps, Superman a ho or two.
And share the Lama Boy MP3 with you.
Nothing crazy, really. We were just messing around in the office this afternoon when our ombudsman, David Levin, decided to show us a few tricks he learned as a boy back in Russia.
Gotta say, we were kind of impressed.
OK, they did it for another online video site. But that doesn’t mean we can’t blog about it. And secretly wish that instead of sitting in a cube this summer staring at a computer monitor, we were coastal bound with a oil drum full of Axe Body Spray.
Douchebag Beach is the name of The Post Show’s new series. And it’s all about three guidos packing up their Trojans, heading for the Jersey Shore, and looking for…love? No word yet on whether the aromatic product in their Super Deluxe video, Douche, will be featured.
Aaaaaww yeaaah!!! Forget Sundance. Forget Cannes. This year, it’s all about watching movies in Muskegon, Michigan.
Where?!
Right there!! Smack-dab-in-between celluloid greatness and drunkenness. And we were there for the whole thing. Big ups go out to Ann Arbor natives, Quack! Media, for inviting us. They showed off some episodes of Robots Vs. Dragons and we showed them our big microphone.
Of course, no trip to Muskegon would be complete without drinking. And stories about Muskegon.
Like clever animated videos based on Nerve.com’s “how-to” sex act encyclopedia series, but don’t actually like sex? We must admit, today’s debut must be particularly trying for your virgin eyes. What with all the double-pronged buttbar lifting and whatnot.
Well, we here at the Super Deluxe blog have come up with a solution for all of you Debbie Do Nots. It took a little work, but it was worth it: we corralled the most asexual frames we could find in the Position of the Day series and made our very own non-sexual “positions.” As you can see, they’re just as entertaining as the originals but now the whole family can enjoy!
Feeling frisky yet contemplative? How about meditating on a four-legged position that’s as inanimate as your sex drive will soon be?
Take a talk on the wild side. Nothing says “experimental” like a menage a chat!
And this position equals a good time for any celibate sleeper looking to catch some Zzz’s. Remember: the pajamas stay on!
Achtung! This Cold War relic is alive and well in any household reeling from the divisive politics of exhausted parenting and iced-over sexuality.
Who says being a socially-isolated bookworm isn’t exciting? Let this position spice up your library time while helping you tame that bulging bladder.
Feel like making love? Not after you get done hanging out with this buzzkill of a “position.” Fresh from the physical rehab clinic, his hard-luck story is guaranteed to maim even the most robust sexual appetites.
Down! Set! Heterosexual friendship! Choose your respective side of the gridiron and dig in. Because this position is the human equivalent of the “not gay” seat you and your buddy sit on either side of at the football game.
Speaking of lonely inanimate objects, here’s a position without any living room for people. Much less sex.
Being alone is no excuse to remain Idol! Just pull up your legwarmers and Flashdance back to a time when AIDS made everybody celibate.
And you can’t catch any diseases just sitting around, now can you?
But if by some sudden slip of restraint you do happen to catch a stray dick booger, the doctor is always in. And always ready to shove a needle up your dying libido.
Every guy’s been in this position before. So, it should feel like coming home. That is, if your home was built on a solid foundation of cockblocks.
…judging by this promotional graphic.
We’ve also received word that the dynamic duo will be going ALL OUT tonite in the name of American democracy and freedom, although you’ll just have to tune in RIGHT HERE at 10 PM EST to find out who the special guests will be. So far, there’s no indication whether FRUMONDAH© SODA will be sponsoring the program again like they did last week. When Steven Spielberg was on.
Why, it was just yesterday we debuted SecretFun Time’s slow jam ode to scary-as-hell preacher prez wannabe, Mike Huckabee. Then, before we could say “creationism,” the good folk down at the Cable News Network went and honored it in a Super Tuesday Political Video Awards segment!
Now, lest you think there was some type of corporate collusion between our two Turner-owned companies, consider this: they didn’t even take a screen shot from our Web site. Instead, they chose to get footage of Huckabee Girl from our YouTube channel.
No matter. We’re just happy to be doing our civic duty. And happy to have found a picture of the segment’s producer, Jeannie Moos, with the Village People cowboy, Randy Jones.
Not a whole hell of a lot. Except that FRUMONDAH SODA, THE TASTE FROM AFRICA sure is a delicious beverage. Why, even Nigerian president Umaru Yar’Adua loves it. Check out these photos and captions from the Asociateted Press:
“Not only is FRUMONDAH a taste from Africa. It is THE TASTE FROM AFRICA!!” declared Yar’Adua at the African Union Summit.
“Just look at this easy-to-carry bottle. You can hold it sideways and it doesn’t spill,” the Nigerian president pointed out.
“I just like to kiss the bottle cap sometimes. For good luck,” Yar’Ardua added before he condemned the violence in the Congo.
Pretty neat, huh? Guess Bob Odenkirk and Leon & Andy’s little viral video experiment worked. For the uninitiated, they made a phony short called Bird Poops In Mouth. It went into a viral spiral all over the Interwebs. Then, exactly one week ago, we revealed that it was indeed a staged incident–a teaser, if you will–meant to draw viewers into a much longer advertisement for FRUMONDAH SODA.
Now, aside from President Yar’Ardua’s glowing comments, we don’t yet have any hard data to support just how beneficial this has all been for FRUMONDAH SODA in terms of sales. But we do know what we’ve learned about the video that begat this whole pile of…um…poop.
Just on YouTube alone, Bird Poops In Mouth has racked up well over a million views as well as a list of YouTube honors including the much-coveted Top Rated “Pets & Animals” video for last month.
Elsewhere online, Bird Poops In Mouth has been featured on the Huffington Post, LiveLeak, Viral Video Chart, AOL Video Blog, MetaFilter, Blogspot, Digg, AOL Video, MySpace Video, Reddit, Milk And Cookies, EbaumsWorld, Break, Yahoo Video, The Onion, Gawker, College Humor, Comedy Central Insider, Hot Air, Word Press, Revver, Fark, IFilm, Technorati, TV Guide, Best Week Ever, Wired, Esquire and Laughing Squid.
It also made it on several TV shows including CNN’s Anderson Cooper 360, E!’s The Soup, and Sirius Radio’s The Howard Stern Show. G4’s Attack Of The Show not only featured Bird Poops In Mouth, they also went through the trouble to enact this moving tribute. Thanks, guys.
Of course, Bird Poops In Mouth couldn’t have garnered its 15 seconds of Internet glory without a few requisite response videos. Here are our favorites:
2 Birds 1 Reporter Reaction–Either this guy really does have the weakest stomach ever or somebody is playing audio tricks.
Reporter’s Scoop get Bird Poop in the Mouth! Very Funny!–It seems one fake reporter’s misfortune is another ringtone company’s…um…advertisement?
Re: Bird Poops In Mouth–Meet the Internet Fonzee. He’s oddly compelled to post a response video, but too cool to actually do anything in it (except where sunglasses and smoke a cigarette).
Finally…
Reaction To Bird Poops In Mouth Starring Paul Hu–The blog’s very own man-on-the-street star, Paul Hu. We came, he saw, he out-pooped us.
Enough said.
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