December 19th, 2007

Did Super Deluxe Go Back In Time To Inspire A Man To Drink Himself To Death Through His Butthole?

From the true-life tragedy entitled “The Enema Within” that is currently in second place on this year’s Darwin Awards nominee list:

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Dead?! From imbibing alcoholic beverages in his turd cutter (a practice widely known as “BOOFING IT”)?! How is that possible?! It just doesn’t make sense. How did he know about Devin Flynn and the joys of cramming Miller Lite and Gentleman Jack bottles up his shitslot without ever seeing the “BOOF IT” scene in Y’all So Stupid #1?! The article says he died in 2004, and we didn’t even debut Devin’s first short until this year. Dude couldn’t possibly have come up with “BOOFING IT” all on his own. There’s no way.

Perhaps the only sane explanation is that we created a time machine, travelled back three years ago to Texas, made the poor guy watch Super Deluxe and then laughed all the way back to the year 2007 while he was struck with the inspiration to star in his very own home movie, Leaving Las Vegas Anally. That’s not funny, but it’s entirely possible. Or not. Either way, we’ve now retroactively included this warning in Y’all So Stupid #1:

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(Btw, Y’all So Stupid #6 is already on the site even though it’s officlal premiere isn’t until next month. Also, a colon-blowing interview with Devin Flynn is on its way.)

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