Now, play it already! Just click on the pretty picture and start shooting a.s.a.p. Then ask questions, like “what’s your stupid video game about?”
Well, as you can see, it’s called Violent Night: Win The War On Christmas, and it’s all about mowing down Santa Claus and everything else our culture holds so dear this time of year. We pretty much ripped off the Atari classic, Missile Command, as far as game play goes. But the goal in Violent Night is to defend your secular city from the annual Christmas onslaught, and ultimately, establish the more politically-correct holiday, World People Day.
Call us crazy, but we figured there was still enough mileage to squeeze out of the retarded “War on Christmas” debate to furnish a Flash game. Also, we may be re-recording some of the voices in the game this week, since right now, they’re kind of fuzzy. But other than that, what you see is what you get. Now go brutalize St. Fat Ass!
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Maybe you’ll get featured on O’reilly.
I like the way you get to shoot things, but what’s the point of ruining a good shooting gallery with bad one liners, and stupid text like “Egg Nog Fart” at the end? What does that even mean?