Hi, I’m Darrell and I’m going to fill in for El Douche A while he gets corn-rows at a massive, heathenish Sandals resort in some starving foreign country. Enjoy that kebab, Douche!
So, as I stated earlier my name is Darrell. One thing thats really cool about being a “Darrell” is that I belong to the long tradition of amazing people already named “Darrell”. I would like to share a few of them with you:
First up is one hell of a musician and all around good dude, Darrell House!
I could go on about this guy for ever but here is a testimonial from his website:
“Take a bit of Burl Ives, mix in a touch of Jimmy Buffett, add a generous helping of funny upbeat tunes and whadya get? Darrell House in the House! You won’t only feel like singing, you’ll be singing along on every song!” John Wood, Kidzmusic.com.” HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! DARRELL HOUSE IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE!!! Sounds like the perfect soundtrack for guys night at Joe’s Crabshack! Oh wait, it’s for kids. Damn. Ok. Next Darrell.
Sup sup sup sup. Meet Darrell. No last name, just Darrell.
Yeah, this ghost of R. Kelly’s future is a homeless man in Detroit who “only asks people for money when he’s really hungry”. This photo is really inspiring because when I look at it all I want to do is take a time machine back to the days before the internet when any narcissistic ass with a camera could empower their artiness by posting pictures of homeless people to their blog. Maybe this blogger actually shared some of the money with Darrell after being the 2006 Photobloggies winner? Most likely he just took another picture of himself taking a picture of himself. That’s cool, right? Ok, next Darrell.
Meet Darrell Johnson from Logan City, Utah:
Here is what the Logan City website had to say about this special Darrell as they awarded him the May Employee of the Month for the Environmental Department: “Darrell is always willing to help out with extra projects such as bringing recycle bins to special events, helping us track the Department archive files, and helping out at the front desk.” Translation: Darrell is mildly retarded. We gave him this award so he wouldn’t kill all of us because there wasn’t enough banana on his peanut butter and banana sandwich.
Well, I hope that you’ve been educated about the ultra-rich tradition of great Darrell’s. It’s hard to imagine that some of these geniuses may have slipped under your radar … just like the genius new Comedy Death Ray series here at Super Deluxe (first segue!). The first two videos in this series feature some bearded drunk that goes by the name of Zack Galifianakis (!) or something, and the next episode will have some bald whiner that goes by the name of David Cross (!) or something. Seriously. Stay tuned.
This Sunday, the comic legend turns 82-years-old. To celebrate, he’s breaking Chelsea Peretti’s heart. That’s him in today’s premiere of All My Exes #4. He’s playing a doddering old guy named Lowell who also happens to be Chelsea’s oldest former boyfriend to date.
For those of you too young to know or care who Jonathan Winters is, that’s OK. He probably doesn’t give a shit. Safe to say, he’s too busy still being amazing. Just look at this book he wrote back in the day. We haven’t read it (we don’t read!), but just the title and cover alone make us want to date him:
And how about “art?” You guys like the “art,” right? Seriously, what former TV and movie star can you think of that’s plowing through his eigth decade on this planet doodling pictures called “A Long, Hard Climb, To Visit A Grave?” This is just a sample of his stuff on jonathanwinters.com:
And if you whipper-snappers still need further proof of this man’s genius, watch this interview he did with Santa Barbara public access queen, Connie Bryan. Itz sooo goooood.
And yet, it is still DOMINATING this poor blog. We can’t seem to write about anything else. We’ve tried. Yesterday, we started a thread about the mainstreaming of Jenkem, which is kind of messed up. We always wanted to keep our little crap huffing hobby underground. But whatever–we’ve got bigger battles to fight right now.
Now, if you missed the debut of Tim And Eric Nite Live last night, you can watch it HERE tomorrow. “But this is the Internet! Why don’t you have it up right now, you fucking half-wits?” Good question! You see, there’s a time lapse in this process because the digital format of the wav. files are and need to be downloaded and rebooted for a higher quality mega-byte pixel of higher definition embed codes from the live broadcast on Windows Media Players to be and forever more optimized in a holy union of online connections to and from the Internet forthright.
So, just to kill some time, we’ve checked some of the forums out there for reactions to Tim And Eric Nite Live’s debut. Here’s what you had to say:
This one was just a seven-second long video:
OK! Judging from all that, we’ll see you next Tuesday night 10 p.m. EST / 7 p.m. PST!
Or exactly at 10 p.m. EST / 7 p.m. PST. Where exactly on Super Deluxe will they debut? RIGHT HERE. And this is exactly what you can expect…
And from the looks of some of your comments on their promo videos, all eyes are going to be on Super Deluxe tomorrow night at 10 p.m. EST.
Aaaah. Can you feel the love? Also, check out Tim and Eric’s website. They just gave it a facelift and it’s more better than ever.
We recorded this at Rififi in Manhattan. Reggie closed down a grand night of Invite Them Up chicanery with this brain-melting performance.
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