Ahh, Fall. The time of the year when we bring out the hot apple cider and turtleneck sweaters to watch the magnificent foliage change from cool green to majestic gold and red. And while that all sounds as comfy as old age and a fat 401k, we here at Super Deluxe love this time of year for one thing and one thing only: amateur turkey porn.
That’s why we give thanks for the power of the interwebs; it provideth us all with an outlet for our festive fetish. Any exhibitionist anywhere can upload a poorly-lit photo of themselves fist-deep in the guts of their favorite bird. This little kink in our sexual psyche is relatively new, but we were surprised to see that there is an image for every little sub-category of perversion out there. To prove this, we present you with our gallery from last year:
“Bondage”

“Balls Deep”

“Caught in the Act”

“Hot Lesbian Action”

“Mature”

“Chillin Outdoors By The Pool”

“Extremely Obese”

“Fruit-play”

“Because-sometimes-hotties-end-up-with-losers”

“My mind says we should abstain, but my deeply repressed animal-lust wants to imbibe every molecule of your pure, untouched body”

“The Money Shot”

And of course, be responsible and always use protection.

I think that covers it … unless you like a little violence mixed in with your sexy. In that case we’ve got an excellent video just for you.
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everyone else’s turkey is always bigger than mine - but remember, it is not the size of the turkey, but the power of the thrusting stuffer!