Hi, I’m Darrell and I’m going to fill in for El Douche A while he gets corn-rows at a massive, heathenish Sandals resort in some starving foreign country. Enjoy that kebab, Douche!
So, as I stated earlier my name is Darrell. One thing thats really cool about being a “Darrell” is that I belong to the long tradition of amazing people already named “Darrell”. I would like to share a few of them with you:
First up is one hell of a musician and all around good dude, Darrell House!
I could go on about this guy for ever but here is a testimonial from his website:
“Take a bit of Burl Ives, mix in a touch of Jimmy Buffett, add a generous helping of funny upbeat tunes and whadya get? Darrell House in the House! You won’t only feel like singing, you’ll be singing along on every song!” John Wood, Kidzmusic.com.” HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! DARRELL HOUSE IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE!!! Sounds like the perfect soundtrack for guys night at Joe’s Crabshack! Oh wait, it’s for kids. Damn. Ok. Next Darrell.
Sup sup sup sup. Meet Darrell. No last name, just Darrell.
Yeah, this ghost of R. Kelly’s future is a homeless man in Detroit who “only asks people for money when he’s really hungry”. This photo is really inspiring because when I look at it all I want to do is take a time machine back to the days before the internet when any narcissistic ass with a camera could empower their artiness by posting pictures of homeless people to their blog. Maybe this blogger actually shared some of the money with Darrell after being the 2006 Photobloggies winner? Most likely he just took another picture of himself taking a picture of himself. That’s cool, right? Ok, next Darrell.
Meet Darrell Johnson from Logan City, Utah:
Here is what the Logan City website had to say about this special Darrell as they awarded him the May Employee of the Month for the Environmental Department: “Darrell is always willing to help out with extra projects such as bringing recycle bins to special events, helping us track the Department archive files, and helping out at the front desk.” Translation: Darrell is mildly retarded. We gave him this award so he wouldn’t kill all of us because there wasn’t enough banana on his peanut butter and banana sandwich.
Well, I hope that you’ve been educated about the ultra-rich tradition of great Darrell’s. It’s hard to imagine that some of these geniuses may have slipped under your radar … just like the genius new Comedy Death Ray series here at Super Deluxe (first segue!). The first two videos in this series feature some bearded drunk that goes by the name of Zack Galifianakis (!) or something, and the next episode will have some bald whiner that goes by the name of David Cross (!) or something. Seriously. Stay tuned.
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it looks like that pig is specially positioned to catch darrell #1’s shit - he truely is a lucky man! or shall i say, a lucky darrell!