God, sex is so fun. We just like to get all hot and sweaty and rubby, you know? Just get comfortable with each other. Maybe you could fart freely in front of us sometime? It’s cool. The smell of our lovemaking should cover that stink up. Or we could just ignore it like we were deaf. Like, you could rip one while taking off your clothes, and we’d kind of blush and feel embarrassed for you, but then just take a deep breath through our mouth, shuffle through your fart cloud–squinting our eyes–and then awkwardly fan it away by shimmying our hands in front of your breasts or something.
Or we could just get really weird.
Fuck space?! That belongs on a t-shirt (wink, wink). A really tight t-shirt. And maybe we could wear it together, at the same time, while we form a human nutcracker and break open a Hot Pocket with our genitals. But enough pillowtalk. It’s this sudden rash of hot, sexy videos we’ve been debuting lately that’s got us all squirmy and excited-feeling. In the past, we’ve rung our hands at marketing meetings, worrying whether or not Super Deluxe has enough “t & a.” Which, obviously, we don’t. But in our own muted and nerdy way, we do.
First stop on this impromptu sex tour: today’s [”(Layers)”], which is one of our favorite series. The Sklar Brothers practically ooze intercourse magic as it is. But this latest episode goes gangbusters with the laciviousness: there’s glue-sniffing, rape whistles, body image issues and the cast from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Next stop: the new I Am Baby Cakes. A couple diary entries back, Mark Cakes (as Brad Neely reveals his real name to be in this latest episode) opened up about his big crush on his dad’s girlfriend, Shirley Moats. Now he’s talking about olive fucking, hairy pee-pee’s and “yes” yelling.
Finally, we climax with our new series, Position Of The Day. It’s based on Nerve.com’s popular lil’ “how to do it in a bunch of funny and wacky ways” manuals that we’re sure you and your significant other have at least thumbed through at your local Urban Outfitters. The premiere episode is holiday-themed and involves cramming food products up butts.
Phew. That was intense. Intensely sexy.
Wow. Let it never be said that the self-appointed “Queen Of All Media” doesn’t strike back fast, nor strike back hard. Because he does!!
Here’s what happened: this morning, we sent Mr. Hilton today’s big, fancy premiere. It’s by The Post Show and it’s called Perezident Hilton. Nothing too harsh. Just a lil’ satire involving the founder of “Hollywood’s Most-Hated Web Site.” See for yourself…
But, boy, did Perez not like it! Not only did he fire back a terse response (just a three-word email: “FUCK YOU, BITCHES”), he also MAULED these Post Show pics with his signature Photoshop skillz.
Sheesh.
As you may or may not have noticed, we don’t have any forums or fancy chat places on this site where YOU, the viewer, can directly express how much you love, hate, like, dislike, or don’t give a crap either way about us. Sure, you can comment on specific videos, but what about the whole enchilada? Is Super Deluxe “muy bueno” or is it more Taco Bell dumpster?
Since we’re coming up on our year anniversary this January, we thought we’d check in with “the people” to see how YOU think we’re doing so far. And what better, more informed, more wired, with-it and Web-savy populace to ask than the good folks of Manhattan? Of course, we don’t like to soil our own Jergens-conditioned hands with this kind of messy pulse checking business. But Olde English does!!
All he was asked to do was to have a nice dinner with comedian Brody Stevens while on camera and be the object of the Shadowman’s fetishistic whims and requests. Instead, he pulled this crap…
What in the fuckles are we talking about? The new Brody Stevens Interview Challenge from Comedy Death Ray. Brody also did a two-part mega-episode with Zach Galifianakis that’s equally ridiculous.
Nobody is claiming to have had intercourse with Mr. Neely here. But if we did, this is what it would look like…
Coincidentally, that’s also the image of mass copulation that Baby Cakes has dreamed up in today’s premiere. Which brings us to this big announcement: by popular demand and as a reward to the dear members who took part in the “Name A Brad Neely Student” post back in October, we’ve made good on our promises and created out of thin air Boobie Bunny t-shirts!! Behold…
Just in time for Christmas! Except we’re not sure exactly when they’re being delivered. But again, all of you that responded to the those two blog posts, keep checking your inboxes. There’ll be a special message from us soon.
If you’ve looked at the Internet recently, you’ve probably seen Dave Hill around. Maybe here on this infernal site with his Little Michael Jackson And Me series, or on Mojo, or perhaps on his very own website.
Well, he also happens to be in today’s podcast. We just posted the second half of the incredible apartment tour he gave us when we were up in New York last, and its a doozie. But if you’re looking to save some time, we’ve also put together this A.D.H.D. version of the whole affair that’s truly something special. Apparently, yours truly no longer speaks in subject-verb agreement. Or in intelligible English. I just grunt and snort and creep people out. Good people like Dave Hill. Thanks, buddy!
Look who’s back in the atmosphere! And quoting Train like we just don’t care! We (meaning I, El Douche A.) fell off the face of the internet last week, only to find ourselves in a Third World country that rhymes with “WickerDada.” Here’s a lil’ snippet of some of our vacation footage:
As you can see, we’ve been pretty out of it. Which explains why it’s taken us until now to announce Norm Macdonald’s grande arrival to our fair website. Norm Macdonald Presents: The Fake News debuted last week. Just like the gig that made him famous on SNL’s Weekend Update, he’s reading the headlines again. But in case you’re not a close study, there’s something different about him:
Then: 
Now: 
So far, Norm’s new show is a multi-weekly affair, so try to keep up. We’ll even help get your started. Here’s the first two clips:
Ahh, Fall. The time of the year when we bring out the hot apple cider and turtleneck sweaters to watch the magnificent foliage change from cool green to majestic gold and red. And while that all sounds as comfy as old age and a fat 401k, we here at Super Deluxe love this time of year for one thing and one thing only: amateur turkey porn.
That’s why we give thanks for the power of the interwebs; it provideth us all with an outlet for our festive fetish. Any exhibitionist anywhere can upload a poorly-lit photo of themselves fist-deep in the guts of their favorite bird. This little kink in our sexual psyche is relatively new, but we were surprised to see that there is an image for every little sub-category of perversion out there. To prove this, we present you with our gallery from last year:
“Bondage”
“Balls Deep”
“Caught in the Act”
“Hot Lesbian Action”
“Mature”
“Chillin Outdoors By The Pool”
“Extremely Obese”
“Fruit-play”
“Because-sometimes-hotties-end-up-with-losers”
“My mind says we should abstain, but my deeply repressed animal-lust wants to imbibe every molecule of your pure, untouched body”
“The Money Shot”
And of course, be responsible and always use protection.
I think that covers it … unless you like a little violence mixed in with your sexy. In that case we’ve got an excellent video just for you.
Nick Goossen keeps uploading extra videos to Super Deluxe, and we love him for that. These two videos feature a former MTV VJ named Simon Rex, AKA Dirt Nasty. We just hope that he keeps his regalia habit at a minimum palatial.
Directed by Nick Goossen
Directed by Nick Goossen
Our usual blogger, El Douche A is on vacation in Nicaragua, probably walking around in flip-flops, stoned out of his mind on some dog-shit local weed, like the filthy hippie that he is.
So, I’m stepping in today with one of those “hey-check-out-this-thing” blogs.
Without further ado…
Check out this Tim and Eric video featuring Bob Odenkirk…
Also… Don’t forget to tune in tonight at 10PM Eastern/7PM Pacific to watch Tim and Eric Nite Live.
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