In case you don’t regularly check Brad’s Web site, creasedcomics.com, we’ll catch you up to speed (because the rumors are a-flying): his assistant, Zeblinz, has confirmed that Mr. Neely is “consulting for a pre-existing television show this fall.” After making several calls to his Arkansas office, we in turn confirmed that Brad is indeed working as a p.a. on the set of “a pre-existing television show.” Maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s a little program called Two And A Half Men!! That’s right!! Two And A Half Men And Brad!! And Charlie Sheen!! Sheen and Neely. Sheely, really.
OK. Enough of that. Brad’s premiere today, Jesus F**king Christ, is a new lecture from the Professor Brothers. Which means a new batch of completely fucked up mutant students are in attendance at whatever community college class Frank and Steve teach at.
Every time Brad does one of these episodes, we spend half-an-hour pause-buttoning our way through the video just to study the malformed lumps who’ve unwittingly wandered into the Professor Brothers’ American history class. Sometimes they’re human. Other times, they’re sacks of onions.
But what we want to know is, who are they? And more importantly, what are their names? For the five people who read this blog, we present this challenge: submit what you think is the most fitting title for each of these Neely students in a comment below. Whoever comes up with the best monikers will get a free bag of Meatsies or something.
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Courtesy my office and close relations…
a - Nurse Titania
b - Larp
c - Johnny Freud
d - Bob Post-op
e - Snerk the Liberated
f - Leopold Herndandez and His Associate, the Esteemed John Jacob Astor
g - Son of Neely-mummy-drunk.jpg Part II: The Threequel
h - Pigfish Johnson
i - Brian
j - Father Duncan Pleasurehands
k - Some Ronald McDonald-looking Motherfucker
l - Cloud Strife
m - Nubblywinks
n - Galagstar 3000
o - Smilin’ Becky Leukemia
C) El Douche A
A) Larry (who would lament his labotomy if he could)
B) Foxy Freddy Fangwort, Jr.
C) Martin of the Mulletinous Mew
D) Queen of the Fetal Fresh Plugs
E) Larry Craig’s son
F) Steve and Silent Knob, III
G) Mr. Universe should be written on his sash, then Mr. Universe
H) Precious Pinky Cock Ringer
I) Hitler the Zombie fucker
J) Squiggy the Squeeler
K) Delicious Dale
L) Wally Whip-it-out
M) Sweet Pickle Playa
N) Wolfman Zack
O) Lonnie Anderson’s Lover, Larue
in order of apperance
georgina b.
timmy
ellen
britney
tommy
tim gunn and steve b.
eva mendes
earl
john michael thomas
ricky martin
reba mcyntyre
50 cent
john travolta
rodney dangerfeild
penelope cruz (before she was famous)
a. Tina Fetherbottom
b. Leopold McFink
c. T.J. Gray
d. Brook McTit
e. Jon C. Deafman
f. Jose & Rolf
g. Lou Lostarmstrong
h. Zune Jones
i. Hanz Hoff
j. Jay Edwards
k. Mary S. Townsfunk
l. Carlos Mantooth
m. Sigmund Turdsin
n. Cat Stevens
o. Sherry Nosenobetter
thats five response so five people read the blog!
a. Pat
b. Chunk
c. Jimmy
d. Propecia
e. Ron
f. Rocko and Billz
g. Nuck Chorris
h. Dr. Doom
i. Farva
j. Porky
k. Bozo
l. Teef
m. Stubbs
n. Catman
o. Wigz
A) The Corsage Mandate
B) Diamond’s Feelings
C) Blorsb
D) 20 Inches
E) Young Thunder
F) Biscuit and Graves
G) Naive Freedom
H) Tennis
I) Ench Moe Tot!
J) Lil’ Second Chance
K) Proud Lips/Bleary Lisps
L) Blodd Daniel
M) Whisper Crew
N) Cold Snak In Persute
O) Curtain
I think I met J) at a party last night. Man, that guy knows his Beatles trivia.
a} snotty spice
b} +1 Balrog
c} Secretia
d} Merch girl
e} Pfwee Pop
f} Trader Joe
g} Storm Shadow jr.
h} Strawberry
i} Professor Tickletit
j} Pelvis Pete
k} Amy
l} Flusht
m} Grace Anatomy
n} Hitchhike’n Herb
o} Angry Aunt Flange