Senatorturer here. I don’t normally blog, but I felt like touching base with everyone.
A couple of weeks ago, I decided to give in and finally start an account on Myspace. I don’t like to brag or anything, but I’ve been getting a lot of friend requests from single women. It’s amazing how many girls have web-cams and edgy photos nowadays.

Recently, one girl in particular has gotten my attention. She seems different than the rest. Her name is Sharon, and she’s from Japan. A blonde from Japan! How exotic! I know what you are thinking. Long term relationships are ALWAYS a bad idea. But Sharon just feels right.

Her friends seem great too! I could totally see myself hangin’ with “I FROM DAT BANG CITY TEXAS MY NI**A.”

The only red flag that I’ve come across was on her “About Me.” She mentions having a boyfriend. I’m probably just overreacting. Her status is listed as single.

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after seraching internet, i try pills too, i thought would make my vagina get bigger but just made me sick. dont try these pills unless you have penis. i also thought that 4.95 meant free, but they trick me too. im sending it back with my milk pump, it hurt my boyfriend small penis.