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September 18th, 2007

Looks Like We All Forgot Blowjob Emoticon’s Birthday

Contributed by: El Douche A
Posted in: Site News

Everybody getting ready for the big celebration tomorrow? Apparently, 25 years ago this Wednesday, some Carnegie Mellon egghead became the first person in the world to ever slap a colon, dash and parentheses together, thus creating the first emoticon. And paving the way for 13-year-olds everywhere to express their deepest feelings through instant messaging.

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Well, excuse us for being party poopers. But has everybody lost their goddamn minds? What about 8===> 0:’s birthday?! You know, the internationally-recognized emoticon for “blowjob.” Or “will you give me head?” Or “suck my dick.” We’ve searched around, but no one seems to know when 8===> 0: was born. Or care.

Well, rather than let 8===> 0: go on feeling like a motherless child, we are going to put an end to the cycle of neglect right here, right now. Attention uncaring populace of planet Earth: today is 8===> 0:’s honorary birthday!!! That’s right!

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7 Responses to “Looks Like We All Forgot Blowjob Emoticon’s Birthday”

    • BEST BLOG EVER

    squirrelene September 18th, 2007 at 11:14 am

    • Wait… When is 8==>( * )( * )’s birthday?

    senatorturer September 18th, 2007 at 11:18 am

    • Looks like senatorturer is one ‘=’ less than the standard size.

    strutteratlanta September 18th, 2007 at 11:30 am

    • hahaha or…….. THEcat
      /\_/\
      (o_o)
      (> )>
      ‘m-m’

      oor

      hooter chick.

      (o.o)
      /(0)(0)\
      l_._l
      /___\
      _[] []_

      meh fudge it. nothing beats a dick.
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
      with jizz

      8===>-;: -;: -;: O:

    Audio September 18th, 2007 at 11:57 am

    • genius assholes, i dont have ay emoticon’s or pornicons to offer but senatorturer has a emoticon penis like 8========> ( )( )thats is my ass fucker emoticon, yeah boooooiiiii

    monkeysrpeople2 September 19th, 2007 at 11:23 am

    • I’m sending 8====>0: lots and lots of presents! Remind me to get 55378008 (on your friendly calculator) a birthday present too!

    nuttymeatpaste September 21st, 2007 at 3:31 am

    • 8=======>~~~~~ q:

    MF Trauma September 23rd, 2007 at 5:14 pm

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