If you play as a Nazi and …

A
…The cats in pajamas
G
99 luft balloons
C
And the dish ran away
D
With the Spiceworms from Dune
A G
Will you take the trash out? I don’t know when.
C Em/B A
I’ve been called on another mission. I won’t rest until Mars is enslaved….

A C
My son turned twelve just the other day
D A
He said that he wants to dominate my Planet of Flames
A C
I said “you’re not old enough to rule the “Planet of Flames”
D A
He said “Yes I am” and I said “No sir you’re not”
A C
So then he said something like Planet of Flames is lame
D A
Thinking maybe that I’ll stop playing Planet of Flames
A C
And then he called the government and told someone I raped him
D A
And someone came by and I had to answer questions
G G/F# Em7 Em/D
Like “Is this your residence?” and “Where do you work?”
C EmB A C EmB A
I was sent by Emporer Laaarnoo to put down the lizard rebellion on Klornax-5

And they took my kid away…..

A
Well the cats in pajamas
G
And a pitcher of cream
C
Danced a jig with an egg
D
In the washing machine
A G
Thanks for coming home son I don’t know when
C EmB A
Your mom started lying down like that
C EmB A
I thought she was just doing some push-ups

A C
I’m older now, I’m getting up in age
D A
My son got the day off for MLK
A C
He wants me to hang out for the holiday
D A
So he’s supposed to pick me up by the visitor’s gate
G G/F# Em7 Em/D
He said “I never said that, you’re putting words in my mouth
C EmB A
I’m on the roof cleaning out my crawlspace
C Em/B A
But he was on-line when he said that.

Then I walked right into traffic….

A
And the cats in a hoagie
G
With a side of fries
C
Four and twenty blackbirds
D
Chicken pot pie
A G
Why am I so hungry man, I don’t know why
C EmB A
Shouldn’t maybe done that last bong hit
C EmB A
That was a poor decision