August 2nd, 2007

The Rock-Afire Explosion Band Is Back Together!!

This is great news! Last we heard, Fatz Geronimo, the big gorilla on the piano, had left Showbiz and shaved his head in a desperate effort to become the next Oliver the Chimp. We also heard the rodent cheerleader, Mitzi Mozerella, had quit the land of shitty pizza and bad video games after her three-way love affair with Dook LaRue and Beach Bear was exposed. And it looks like Looney Bird is feeling more stable these days. After the band broke up, word was he went into a Brian Wilson-like depression in his oil drum.

But that’s all in the past. Because the Rock-Afire Explosion is back together and better than ever. And they’re even covering Fergie!!

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2 Responses to “The Rock-Afire Explosion Band Is Back Together!!”

    • I love this.

    • Dear lord, Chuck E. Cheese scares the shit out of me.

      I almost wrote “used to”. Almost.

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