An ode to Atlanta’s public transportation.
A MARTA train, seen here cruising at a comfortable 25 miles an hour, ensuring that I am late for work every fucking day.
A MARTA employee on break, standing proud of his accomplishments while all east/westbound trains “single-track.”
Here, we see a happy group of commuters on Segways. A common sight on the train when you are on an “Out of Service” train with paid actors.
Next stop: Buckhead!
Maybe it’s time for me to get out my fucking checkbook and buy a car.
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It’s not my fault I have to ride the bus lol. But seriously, if you’re 32 and you still take the bus, you’re a fucking loser. Get a car, or at least one of those gay bright blue scooters so some teenage children’ll egg your house.