Folks, I’ll be honest. A woman hasn’t had this kind of effect on me in a long time.
Long story short: our favorite Atlanta public access sex guru, Alexyss Tylor, stopped by the offices the other day (and let me be the first to say, those public access cameras don’t do her justice; she is one good-looking woman!). But before any of us could ask her about “large, Earth-shaking ejaculations” or “hitting the root,” she had us lined up like an Army of One Vagina, saluting her almighty Power.
Apparently, that was just the beginning. For me, at least. As I was trying to orchestrate the whole group photo thing, I think I blacked out. Because the last thing I remember is being drawn to Alexyss by some kind of Death Star-like tractor beam pull, and hearing the words, “SALUTE THE PUSSY!”
This is what my coworkers got on tape:
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That, is the luckiest man on earth.
I am completely jealous.