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June 29th, 2007

time and space travels

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hello future people,

i am Zorp. please join me for cyber journeys into worlds that are a bit beyond the norm with me, your nu cyber cypher, Zorp.

it seems that the Nipponese have always been a bit ahead of us on the technology bell curve. this site had me pulled in an e-hole for three and one half daze straight, hopping all through Japanese culture without leaving my nerdicle. Not since i was all zoned out on lotus watching Mirman’s Space Talk for six and three quarters daze have i ben so cyber enthralled. live long and prosper indeed.

cyberly yours,

Zorp

June 27th, 2007

Watch & Listen: Tay Zonday

Boy, our buddy Mason Steinberg has really hooked us up this time. Mason does our favorite cat cop series, Whiskers and Mr. Fancy. But he also has impeccable taste in young singer-songerwriter/piano players with preternaturally deep voices.

Introducing Tay Zonday. One of his MySpace photos implores the world to “Get On Board With My Happiness.” His song “Chocolate Rain” is now on permanent rotation in my brain stem.

This one’s a deeper cut he did for a TurboTax song contest.

June 26th, 2007

Daily Inspriation: “Sniff, Swig, Puff” by Bea Arthur & Rock Hudson

Also, consider this viewer comment from YouTube user, jasonvaritekgirl:

“how can anbody [sic] love bea arthur she does not care about her fans. take it from me she told me,. everybody you are wasting your time on bea arthur she is a fucking nobody. as far as i’m concern she is the biggest bitch i know. bea arthur you are the biggest bitch i know.”

Thanks, Quack!

June 26th, 2007

Jonah Ray’s Second Ever Vlog (with Eric Appel)!!

Good morning, America. How are you? Don’t you know Jonah Ray? He’s our boy!! Our very own baby boy!!

OK, not really. But we do love and support him and his recent “vloggings.” Check out this new one…

Who’s the other guy with Jonah, you axe? Why, that’s Eric Appel. He’s a comedy writer out of L.A. who has a very, very, very funny series debuting here on Super Deluxe next week. It’s called The Subconscious Channel and the premise is, scientists have stolen Eric’s brain, and decided to create a whole network out of his “deepest and dumbest thoughts.”

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Here’s a lil’ spoiler. There’s a rather opinionated Speak & Spell in the first episode that says stuff like this…

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June 25th, 2007

Let’s Hope This “Gay” Porn Doesn’t “Bomb”

Seems everybody and their gay brother blogged about that Pentagon “gay bomb” thing. We know we did.

Well, get ready for “Gay Bomb,” the gay porn!

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June 22nd, 2007

What’s Next: Crackheads, Mustached Pet Regressors, Pot Smokers

Can you feel the love just welling up around here lately? Maybe it’s coming from our unhealthy fascination with Joey Porsche (regrettably, he’s taken the lion’s share of his MySpace pictures down including the one of a bunch of cocaine baggies spelling out “A-C-A-P-U-L-C-O”).

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Or maybe the love’s a-flowing from all the fabulous stuff we’ve got coming up next week. Like the debut of the Curious Crackhead. It’s done by a very young and strange animator out of Los Angeles, Jason Ruiz. This is what said cocaine abuser looks like…

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Also from L.A., funny lady Artemis Pebdani premieres her new series about a hair-lipped pet regressor. Pet regressor, you ax? Just watch it (or stare at her beautiful image)…

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And next Friday, we’ve got a Nick Goossen short you’ll be compelled to quote from now until Cypress Hill does their “Still Taking Hits From The Bong” reunion tour in 2015. It stars the very entertaining Nick Swardson who also appeared in the Goossen epic, Grandma’s Boy.

Until then, we bid you adieu. Have an awesome weekend, y’all!!!

June 21st, 2007

More Powerful Than Vagina Power?

Look, we all know how much Super Deluxe (hearts) Ms. Vagina Power, Alexyss Tylor. In case you forgot, here’s what happened during her last visit to our offices…

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With that said, somebody else recently has come to our attention who could prove to be an ASS-assin to Ms. Alexyss’ ASS-umption of power here in Atlanta. No, we’re not being ASS-inine. Just watch and study this mindblowing intro clip before you ASS-k somebody about BUFFIE THE BODY!!!

ASS-ume the position here.

June 20th, 2007

We Smell A Hip Hop “Hit!”

Look who’s hip-hopping now! Carmine “Hottie” Gotti will henceforth be known as C. Gotti, the rapper! Check it.

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June 20th, 2007

Jonah Ray’s First Ever Vlog!

Our favorite freeloader isn’t just a comedian, actor and all around fun guy. He’s also a human being.

And he also just uploaded his first ever video blog. You go, Jonah!

June 19th, 2007

Super Deluxe Employee “Bluetooth’s” Entire Stadium

In 2007, it’s one of the most odious things you can do to another human being: “Bluetooth” them. Nothing says “I’ve evolved into a futuristic cyborg prickface” like wearing one of those hands-free headset phone thingys, and then putting real life people on hold, like so…

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Pretty rude, huh? Now how about putting 48,000 screaming baseball fans on hold? Regrettably, that’s exactly what Super Deluxe’s Matt Schuler did last night on the JumboTron at the Braves-Red Sox game. Fucking prick.

(nice dancing, Erlene)

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