“One dolphin swims towards the shore and sends you a telepathic message to join them. Slowly, you enter the water and move towards the dolphins. One dolphin swims to you and gently touches you.”
“You take hold of his fin and he takes you to join the others. The dolphin pod moves over to greet you—each one expressing a different sound—you feel a loving energy from them. You listen to their tones and feel the sensation throughout your body and mind.”
“Now that you have become ONE with the dolphins, tell them anything you wish for them to know. Then ask the dolphins if they have a special message for you. Wait for a few minutes in silence while you receive their message. It may come as a voice, an image, or an internal knowing.”
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so how is this stupid wacky shit going for you? you getting a big response out of this crap or is america sick to death of it yet? i know i am. ha-ha. i know there are a lot of children in the world and i know they all probably think you are the shit with this dolphin nonsense, but please, stop.
just stop.
stop everything, unplug the computer, go read a book, and never ever come back to this site again.
it’s that easy.
“There are a lot of children in the world?”
That shit is somehow weird yet disturbing at the same time