Oh me, oh my. Where have the years gone? Seems like just yesterday I was in a movie theater somewhere in Virginia Beach cutting a hole in the bottom of a popcorn box, putting my penis in it, and trying to make my teenaged love-bride “touch it… just touch it” while taking in the Corey Haim-Corey Feldman magnum opus, License To Drive.
Flash forward to the present day: I recently completed a six-month-long “Good Touch Only” intimacy course. My teenage love-bride is supposedly living in Tacoma, WA, making vegan pancakes at someplace called Meatless In Seattle. And the Brothers Corey—after respective journeys through personal and professional ice ages filled with drug addiction, Hollywood D-movie slumming and VH1 resurrections—are now back with a new A&E reality show coming out this summer called (what else?) “The Two Coreys.”
Never one to be outdone, Super Deluxe just got its grubby little mitts on a couple of clips we suspect are from the new show. Enjoy!
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Sure, here’s my honesty: you suck. Go crawl back into whatever hole you left, Coreys.
here we go now.
here we go.
it was bee-low zero. i mean tron. winter. extra. extra. read all about it. ya know uh… un.. going out of business. getting out. woikin’ ya know… ugh
Feldman (or was it Haim?) Showed up at a screening of Goonies 2 years ago and refused to sign autographs…dick. Like, I’m too big for that.