“I was convinced I was going to die.”
That’s how a Norwegian escort is summing up a recent evening with Boy “Still Sexy As Ever” George.
The 28 year-old Norwegian man claims Dr. Evil invited him to his London flat after the two met on some Web site called Gaydar. I assume that it’s some high-tech gadget site a la Sharper Image since it rhymes with “radar.”
Anywho, the man claims George and another man jumped him, handcuffed him to a hook and then produced a box of whips and sex toys–and told him, “Now you’ll get what you deserve!” But just like a true ingrate, the dude wrenched himself free and fled.
What a party pooper.
I too trolled the internet all weekend for a lil’ “companionship,” but unlike George, this is all I found…
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(Anywho), Holy Crap. After reading this gripping tail of mystery and intrigue, having to keep scrolling up to look at that picture of “Still Sexy As Ever, Bus Driving Molester” George. The only thing I took away from this story, was the usage of the word “Anywho.” I did not see it coming.
Aflack baby, oh yeah.
hahahahaha!!!!!
funny dude.
Lovin that duck too!!!
Isn’t Gaydar a gay porn site?