Remember those “Choose Your Own Adventure” books we all enjoyed back in our pants-crapping days?
Well, this little exercise is sort of like those books, except I’ll go ahead and tell you upfront, whichever video you choose to watch will produce the same result: you wanting to gouge your own eyes and eardrums out with your cat’s dick.
Now, let’s play Choose Your Own Abortion!!
#1. Celine Dion & some fucking Elvis robot or whatever on “American Idol”
#2. Celine Dion & some fucking Eurotrash chick slaughtering an AC/DC song
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if i was starving to death this would still make me throw up
That Elvis thing was a fucking abomination. And I don’t even like Senor Presley.
Only one video is working, abortion #2 and I’m almost positive that Bon Scott is still rolling in his grave.
El Douche A, I’ll take “What the fuck was that?” for $250 please.
The cave of time is one of the best books of my childhood. Man, it’s hard to type when you’re drund. Druk. Drunk. Got it.
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