Dudes, this is un-freakin’-believable!! NASA just released this photo today. I don’t know if you can make it out, but that’s a gigantic pot leaf hovering in the Earth’s stratosphere over Africa. I knew they was some gettin’-high muthafuckas in Djibouti, but this is some next level shit!!
Do you know how high we all could get today if we could twist up that planet-sized parcel of sticky-icky that’s currently causing a solar eclipse over South Africa?? Scientists say its red hairs and crystals alone could keep the continental U.S. smoked out, lifted, blunted, faded, zooted, toasted and dark roasted well into the 22nd century. I bet it’s some of that creeper weed too, so we wouldn’t even really start feeling da effects until 50 years after we toked.
Ooh!! Earth Day is just around the corner, too. Maybe this is God’s lil’ gift to all of us for having to put up with this whole global warming thing.
Oh wait, we’re causing that.
But seriously!! Maybe this Godzilla-ass sweat leaf really is a divine signal, like God saying, “Hey bro’s and chicas, check this out: if you guys stop fouling up Mother Earth with all your emissions, Ding Dong wrappers, and Pimp Juice cans or whatever, I’ll let you toke this celestial nug!!” Man, I’d pray for that. And if we could all chip in and get Dave Matthews Band to play some massive concert broadcast everywhere around the world while we all get baked, that would be killer, too.
OK, there’s a lot to sort between now and when we turn the old nuclear reactors at Three Mile Island into a giant bong. In the meantime, wherever you are today at 4:20 p.m., make sure you’ve got a big ol’ cloud of smoked cheeba in your lungs, brothers and sisters. Just like this lil’ alien dude. He knows how to party.
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OH YEA BABY 4.20 yall u know we stay high!
dat shit is funny as hell
HELL YEA!
4/20 Baby!!
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that poster is awesome man do i want one!