What a climatic night it was on Monday. Folks, I’m still getting goosebumps just thinking about it. The planets were aligned. The stars were out. And across the globe, millions of fans were riveted to their TV sets in anticipation for that final moment.
Months of speculation, theorizing and hand-wringing were behind us. Whether we invested thousands of dollars or just a single penny in our silly little office pools, it didn’t matter any longer what any of us had to say about who we thought the rightful victor should be.
Because in the end, the final decision lay in the very bosom where it’s always been: Tiffany “New York” Pollard’s.
That’s right. I’m talking about the season finale of VH1’s I Love New York!! What did you think I was prattling on about? College basketball?? Who gives a shit about that?
What really matters today is that the beautiful and enchanting New York chose the ever-dutiful and ever-dull, Tango, to be her new beau.
Spoiler alert! In case you didn’t already know, the big lug ended up proposing to her. And she kind of bugged out. Guess we’ll all have to wait for the I Love New York - Reunion special to find out how that went.
As for the evening’s loser, the ever-irascible Chance…
…well, he seems like a smart enough young buck (didn’t he refer to dolphins as “water dogs” in the final episode?). I’m sure he’ll find work somewhere else in VH1’s reality TV universe.
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