Look, I don’t know about the rest of the world. Maybe the guy who was in the Hummer next to me on the off-ramp this morning cries because he’s got a microscopic dick. Probably not, but maybe. Perhaps the cute chick who cut me off on the parkway cries because she wants to choke her children. How should I know? I’ll tell you guys this much: I know why I must cry.
I must cry because I still want to be in South By Southwest Land, where the bands just keep playing and I keep stumbling around the streets of Austin, searching for a bratwurst to gnaw on.
But I digress.
I would like to ask you, dear readers, why THIS man must cry:
You know the video. Now meet the man behind the music. Today, our very own Kid From Brooklyn interviews Reh Dogg to find out why he must … make such a fucked-up video.
And don’t forget to leave me a comment, telling Super Deluxe why you must cry, too.
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sxsw land… you and me both, brother.
That does!
After watching that, I sucked my thumb and cried myself to sleep because it sucked so bad. I felt my insides try to run. It could have been gas, but I’m pretty sure it was that performance! It was like being obligated to sit through a “special person’s” recital.
And pretending to like it. I couldn’t understand a word. I had to dig shit out of my ears for an hour after listening to that crap. It was like someone took a dump on my head.
Did his girlfriend leave him after the song?
Wait, he had a girlfriend?
I’m probably going to hell for that, because I’m sure he’s a nice person…and so am I!
How nice!
In other words, if that doesn’t make him cry, then on a softer note- Take singing lessons! And never.. Never!… appear on American Idol!
Simon would eat him alive!
And now I’ve damned my soul just to save people’s lives…I’m going to go cry.
Was that taking freedom of speech a tad too far?
Did I say to much?
NO!
I’m in a bad mood, and apparently, when people are in bad moods, they are allowed to say anything.
Thanks for listening.
I cry because I can’t spell and blonde people.
I cry because I actually watched that video in its entirety, and still didnt get a chubbie!
He should have listened to the haters. I cry because everyone gives a shit about dumbasses.
He should have listened to the haters. I cry because everyone gives a shit about dumbasses.
I cried because that shit sucked and reh dogg looked like shit and, gay
i cry because you touch yourself at night
I cry because I touch myself at night.