Good Lord!! You guys catch a whiff of that?! That’s me!!
Yeah, that’s right. I just walked into the club, but within two seconds, even the cokeheads huddled together in the back bathroom could smell my man-musk. And now they’re aroused, if not a little preoccupied.
Of course, all of the bartenders are pissed—because every one of their patrons are now focused on my dank, sweet scent—and leaving them holding their stupid shakers full of choco-tinis in their hands.
The owner of the establishment is in Miami right now, but he just got a text message that his club is danger of melting the fuck down.
And the ladies—all the lovely ladies on the dance floor—their love canals just hit Code Red, the highest advisory alert!! That’s because they can sense a “severe risk” of a stud missile attack in the motherfuckin’ house!! Look out, bitches!! I’m poppin’ and lockin’ my way up into them guts!!
Christ, I’m like a hot-blue flame of sex. And it’s all thanks to my new body spray, Douche, the only fragrence that bears the same name as yours truly.
What the hell am I chirping about?? This: The Post Show presents Douche
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You smell like a inside-out anus, blow dryed in the middle of summer!!…kinda’ like a 24-7 stripper who smokes meth and sweats out bologna juice!
That’ll be all…Spank you
musk is the shit that drips from a horny elephants dick its green and, oh yea, it stinks like death threw up in his asshole after eating refried beans and rice, ate 10 pounds of beef and chicked, took a supository and shat it all out right up your nostrals. go take a shower you smelly bastard!
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