That’s the going rate for Ms. Shave-Me-Baldy-One-More-Time’s shorn locks. If you haven’t already indulged yourself in the sordid details, check it out: www.buybritneyshair.com. They say they’ll even throw in the can of Red Bull Britney was drinking that day. I knew she was on something!!
Now, if these upitty hairdresser idiots were true entrepeneurs, they’d make the most of their hairy clump of pop gold, and sell off the individual strands for… let’s see… $2000 each!! All they’d have to do is move a measly thousand pieces of hair, and they would net two-million dollars. It’s a no-brainer. As you can see, they’ve got enough tresses to reach 10 freaking million!
OK. Maybe not. Taking a second look at that picture, it doesn’t actually look like that much hair, does it?? Hmm. You can’t really tell. Hair sure is hard to count.
Well, either way, it’s safe to say that we here at Super Deluxe aren’t too concerned about Britney’s bald head. In fact, we’re pretty jaded towards bald people in general. That’s because there’s only one hairless idiot we obsess over. His name is Baby Cakes and this is his latest diary entry…
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Dear Diary,
My dad’s purple beat stick, Cornwallis ended up under my sheets again this morning….I was kinda’ afraid it was gunna’ leave me battered like them pretty 15 year olds that stand in line at the abortion clinix……I just watch the blog of Baby Cakes, and let me tell you….that taint sniffer iz my kinda’ Tranzsexual…well, I gotta’ go, the roaches are sneaking off with my salsbury steak dinner again!
make sure to kick granny in the snatch for me!
Peace da’ fudge owt!!!
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